No one believes my story
I swear to god this is true. Even my own mother did not believe this story. Me and a friend were 10 or 11 years old and were at his house when he lived in the country. We were playing fetch with his dog and I fake threw the stick the dog took off running away from me. Then I threw the stick at the dog but high in the air and it went twirling through the air and somehow landed in the dogs butthole as it was running away. It jerked backwards and bit at the stick and it came out.