Normal for an obese person's poo to squish out like a pancake?

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If not normal, how does poo retain its round shape while it makes its way past unspreadable butt cheeks?

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Based on 39 votes (11 yes)
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  • IINtobeonthiswebsite
    8 years ago

    Your ass is so fucking huge, your shit comes out round, like everyone else's, but, by the time it passes through the massive layers of ass you have, it has been mushed flat.

    I wouldn't be surprised to hear it take a few rolls of TP to clean up after one of your earth-shaking bowel movements.

    Dr. Oz had a good episode where he shows what your shit should look like when you look in the bowl.

    I suggest you start taking pictures of yours, put Dr. Oz's "Ideal Shit" next to them, put them on your fridge, help remind you every time you go to the fridge what your shit is SUPPOSED to look like, maybe give you some will-power to loose some weight.

    When people come over and see the pics on the fridge, just tell them it is a mystery you are trying to solve, that you think you have a hippo who keeps coming into your house and taking a dump without flushing. That should work.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Just how big is that butt that the cheeks don't spread when they sit on the seat?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      you don't spread your cheeks with your hands when you sit down?

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      • jethro
        8 years ago

        That is right. that is what the seat does.

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    Sorry, I have never watched an obese person take a shit, I have no useful information to offer on your question!

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