Not sure if this is a maturity issue....

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I'm almost 36 years old and still enjoy a resounding amount of flatulence. I try not to do it at times that would be considered inappropriate or around other people, but sometimes it cant be helped, and frankly I don't really care anyway.

Is it normal to keep wooden chairs in each room of my house so that in case I feel a huge one coming on I can run to the chair, sit on it in the proper position, and then just let it rip so that my fart echoes off the wood of the chair and is amplified?

I've alienated a few women doing this, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY, comes between me and my farts.

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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    Farts are the best!

    I have a fart story. So one day me, my brother and a guy who worked for us are all standing in the barn right behind the cows. For some reason I decided to make a fart sound with my mouth. Then my brother did it. Then the other guy did it. And right after that, the cow we were behind farted. It was magical! We were all like holy shit! That just happened!

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  • iloveyouall
    8 years ago

    Dude that's hot, don't listen to the haters. we love men's ass and farts.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Yep, a maturity issue.

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