Ohio scares me
I’ve been throughout all of the United States and Ohio scares me.
The best way to divide the state is in the north are freshwater beaches that smell like rubber, flat, swampy wastelands with scenic tire burning, and black swampy soils near Toledo that boil in the summer.
In the south you have endless flea markets where most of the crowd looks like they have Down’s, cannibals, and the Bible Belt on steroids.
The people I get know all seem like they’re bipolar and they seem like feet.
The only benefit is the worlds largest concentration of burnt homes and type-2 diabetics.