On average, how many toilet paper squares do you use per butt wipe?

This poll assumes 2 ply toilet paper. If you use 1 ply then divide your answer by 2.

0 | I don't use toilet paper. 13
1 0
2 19
3 20
4 25
5 15
6 20
7+ | Hell if I know; I grab a handful. 109
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Comments ( 18 )
  • mrbrownfinger4

    1 up
    1 down
    1 to polish

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    • surio

      That's a perfect shit!

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  • NotAgain..

    How appalling. 1 ply vs 2 ply?!? Not all 2-ply is the same. There's regular, strong, soft and super absorbent. They all absorb different so 1 pair of 2-ply squares could be better than 10 regular 2-ply squares

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    • CorruptedSoul

      Haahha

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  • FeralDefiance

    As many as it takes. I don't "get" these people who can grab a square or two and fold it multiple times for maximum efficiency. A single square barely fits in my hand.

    I am a notorious plumbing destroyer, however, so my opinions on this are to be taken with a grain on salt.

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  • DOUCHEBAGTWATS

    Most people conserve toilet paper and wipe using both sides.
    Sometimes your shit is all over your ass cheeks and sometimes it comes out without getting any on your ass cheeks , it varies , so whose to say how many squares people use ?

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  • rubbercock

    Fucking hell!

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  • Rusty-Rider

    I use squirrels, or rabbits if they're around so I don't know how to equate them to t.p squares but around 4 squirrels is normal.

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  • AlcoholMixedWithValerian

    I use about 30-40 squares ... not even gonna lie

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    • yourbitch

      .. per wipe ?!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    3 pinecones

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  • surio

    Think of the forests...

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  • LESS-IS-BEST

    from the Internet:I'm so happy I found this community!

    Ok, so here's my story:
    Everyone I know, loves to shop at Victoria's Secret and get the little panty "sales" and all that crap, but I discovered in high school, that panties are very irritating and painful (at least for me) but as far as everyone was concerned, you were "suppose" to wear underware. But once I got to university I found how comfy going commando is! I no longer get irritation bumps or anything! Yay!

    So, the moral of my story is: GO COMMANDO! SCREW PANTIES!

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  • peterrabbyt3

    I wash my arse afterward too. Cleanliness is important when you are a sexual animal like me.

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  • I(We) don't use toilet paper we just use water however I use it to clean up the the mess after I wank.

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  • KimmiKitsch

    I have a predominantly vegetarian diet so I'm lucky enough to do ghost shits most of the time, which means i only need to wipe a couple of times without difficulty and I'm done.

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  • dytrog

    2 corncobs.

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  • wigz

    Roughly 5 of one ply at a time (grab 5, wipe, repeat until done). Two ply sucks!

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