Other people's kids run wild in public

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My children and other mothers like me from my church have well behaved, well minded children when we go shopping at Woolworth and the Piggly Wiggly and out to eat at Stuckey's. But i swear, some of these piccaninnies and chalupas are just running willy nilly and their mothers dont pay them any mind. I reckon I have a good mind to grab them by the ears and drag them to their teenage moms and give them a piece of my mind and a finger lashing or two.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    Good, white, Christian kids never run wild when Mommy and Daddy are nearby with their whoppin' belts and Bibles for thumping. They wait until they're sixteen or so, and then they go hog-wild with the sex and booze and drugs.

    I think you should feel free to grab those misbehaving kids and tell their mothers what Jesus would do. When you're locked up in a cell and your kids are taken away by Child Protection and put into foster care, maybe they'll have a chance to learn that not all adults are sanctimonious asses.

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    That's because y'all are good God fearin' families.

    Those other heathens including their bastard feral offspring of beelzebub are going to burn in hell for eternity. And some more.

    Praise the lord, amen.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    6 years ago

    woolworth? stuckeys? piggly wiggly?

    are peoples kids runnin wild in 1977?

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    • McBean
      6 years ago

      She lives on a different continent.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        6 years ago

        the land that time forgot?

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        • McBean
          6 years ago

          That's the one.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      OMG, you're awesome!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        6 years ago

        We come from a wholesome small town. It will be 2018 soon, and I would appreciate if you don't judge us; I won't judge you yuppy for paying for torn jeans while we work for our wear and tear in our denim. Let your kids get raised by your "smart" phones. We're happy with our pay phones, family values, and denim worn with wear and the values that come with a hard day's work.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          6 years ago

          sounds like a town what exists solely in stephen kings imagination

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Nice troll.

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  • Hotdogsaregross
    6 years ago

    You might want to watch out.
    You do that to the wrong persons kids, you may get knocked out.

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