Pee in peoples food

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I work in a restaurant and I love the job, honestly, but sometimes kids, adults or elders are just being a shit bag so I pee in their food or drink. They never take the food back, so I don't know if they notice. So far I've done it to 47 people. It makes me feel good when I see them take a bite or a sip out of what they ordered :)

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  • plutopurity
    5 years ago

    Someone's gonna sue you one day.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Why? I thought It was normal..

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    Where do you work?

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    • raisinbran
      5 years ago

      Probably the most important question here...

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Funny, I had the exact same question.

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  • SKDM007
    5 years ago

    i suspect around 10-15 years in jail, no parole

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      5 years ago

      food tamperin law is no joke

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    If you get caught you will go to jail for tampering with food, dumb ass.

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  • Jamieoliverloljk
    5 years ago

    I heard of sneeze muffins from FRIENDS but never of peeing in something dafuq

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    I don't eat out all that often, but one time I was cooking a BBQ for friends and family when a huge snail trail, alien snot dripped out my nose and went in the salad bowl. I look left, I look right, no one noticed so the all ate it.

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  • Mrown
    5 years ago

    That is so disgusting, I hope you get caught and someone sues you

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Hmm, not the best shitpost, I give is 5.5/11

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      It's not a shitpost, I'm serious..

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        and i’m the queen of england

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        • Jamieoliverloljk
          5 years ago

          and im jamie oliver, lol jk

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          • [Old Memory]
            5 years ago

            OMG.
            Look at your name.
            Its so big.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          and i'm the french prince of bell air

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          • [Old Memory]
            5 years ago

            Hi I'm stain.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Don't piss in food ya sick little shit. Unless it's my neighbors food, that you get a pass for.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Nice troll post. Did you keep track of every time you pissed in food and record it? 47 seems a bit too precise. I'd think that someone who actually did that would say something like "a couple dozen times" or "a whole bunch of people" or whatever...

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    What type of food do you pee in besides drinks?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      we add oils to salads, so sometimes i add a little pee to the oil. i add it to sauces, soups ect

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Go fuck yourself

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Well aren't you just a pile of shit. Watch your back because Karma will notice. It's not going to end well for you.

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    See if you can take a dump in someones drink (the ones that use straws with the tops on so they can't tell.)

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