Pelvic thrusts in the shower

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Please sit quietly while I tell you about my longstanding habit of doing suggestive dances in the shower.

See, when I'm soaping myself up with bubbly suds and lathering my expertly shaven nether-regions, sometimes I'll invoke the spirit of The King and give myself a few good cock-thrusts right then and there. Then (usually while washing my hair) I'll often do some grinds while occasionally smacking my ass.

Afterwards, I'll sometimes tear down the shower curtain, wrap it around myself like a toga, and strut around town while masturbating. I usually do this for as long as I can or until I get arrested.

Is any of this normal behavior for a well-adjusted, heterosexual male?

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Based on 28 votes (21 yes)
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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    11 years ago | pl

    Holy shit, I love you true. Your storys are so damn funny!!

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago | pl

    " I usually do this for as long as I can or until I get arrested. "

    Awesomeness. Favourited :)

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago | pl

    Haha. Pfft, I never know how to start posts, this whole time I should have just been telling the readers to sit quietly!:D

    Also, why are you getting arrested?:O Have you been doing this some place you shouldn't be or something?

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  • DADNSCAL
    11 years ago

    Damn, that's neat. Record it, and you could make a fortune.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Haha.

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  • Thunderfan74
    8 years ago

    I couldn't possibly love this post more if I tried. LMAO!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I just found a Facebook group with a name very similar to this thread's title. It was apparently started before I created this thread, and I swear I had no idea.

    I am angry.

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  • cigs
    10 years ago

    all this time and your a male and stroking your cock in
    the shower fuck it lets slap our cocks together already.

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  • bodazzy
    10 years ago

    haha dude

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