People call me the magic midget

Am a dude who is 5'6 people make fun of me for being short but I make up for it by being fast! They call my the magic midget because they don't know where my speed comes from...its magic!

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  • Anewbis

    At any other time in history you'd have been a giant.
    A GIANT I SAY!

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    • I am a giant where it counts in my pants

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  • thegypsysailor

    Perhaps it comes from many years of running from bigger guys?

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  • Neuria

    You should cosplay as vegeta or hiei or any other short guy in anime

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  • Faceless

    sure

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