People, listen up

I'm going to need everyone to shut the fuck up and listen up because I have a very important message. First, I'd like to start off by telling you little twinkies that you don't matter. Every inch of you is unworthy. I matter, and because I matter, I decide who is worthy or unworthy, and I have decided that none of you matter. If you're not ME, then you are not worthy. That's why every last one of you needs to shut your asses up and listen to me. The whole entire universe would be a better place if everyone shut their mouths and listened to me. I am a GOD and people are supposed to listen to their lord. Speaking of God, this is the reason I would like to add the fact that if I were to clap another man's cheeks, it would not be gay because I'm not a fucking man. I'm a GOD. This is why I have the privilege of saying I'm straight but want to suck 2.5 million cocks and watch it spin in my face. Besides, who wouldn't want my nutritional juices? I know all of you reading want it, and to be quite honest, I'm fucking disgusted. To think a bunch of unworthy humans such as yourselves even think you're valuable enough for my juices that have value horrifies me. Now here's a little message to every single one of you bitches out there. DOGS have more worth than you. Matter of fact, you don't even exist unless I'm clapping your cheeks while you scream out my name and tell me how gorgeous my dick is. That's right, If I didn't show how inferior all of you are to me enough, I'm known for my gorgeous manhood and for how extraordinarily huge it is, as well as my beautiful man peckers. In my town, I'm known as daddy big dick. The only woman that has probably screamed out your name is the woman's face you imagine on your cumstained pillows. Anyways, But I am truly disgusted with myself for even giving a woman a valuable part of myself. My juices are for ME, which is why I have now resorted to fucking myself. Now, another time where you warts sadly exist is when I'm unfortunate enough to acknowledge your presence, and every time I do, I have 3 minute screaming outbursts. Even the thought of a woman is enough to trigger it. The only time you should exist is when I'm backhanding you and your granny. The only one that should exist, and whose presence should be acknowledged, is ME. I think it's about time I end it there because I just feel the rage building up after talking to you for this long.