People that comment on porn videos...they aren't normal...are they?

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There is an unusual strain of the homo-sapian genome that feels an unnatural necessity to integrate their...private stimulation...with a little social media.
Now of course as the decent human being I am I have never watched any porn myself (...ahem) but I have been told that these social butterflies leave all sorts of intelligible and meaningful comments, such as the classic, "Dam id tear that ass open filthy cunt ill fk her til she bleeds!!!!!!!"
And not forgetting the immortal, "DAMN THAT SHIT IS HOT PISS IN HER WRINKLES!"

My real question here is, what the actual ballsack possesses these scum sucking imbeciles to post a comment, on freaking porn!!! I don't want to see that! I don't want to know how much you "creamed like a faulty mr whippy machine" whilst watching that!
I don't want to be thinking about THAT!!! ARSE BUCKETS!

So, thoughts?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I find some of the comments on porn videos hilarious. Especially when two people argue and curse at each other over who the person in the porn is.

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    My porn site comments tend to be more on the classy side.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    If ur hands are anywhere but in ur pants while watching porn, you probably need an intervention lol

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  • Couman
    9 years ago

    I'll just leave this right here.

    http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

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    • RapidlyRotatingPanda
      9 years ago

      This is magnificent!
      I find the expressions of the accountants and doctors in the stock photos really adds something to the thoughtful and well written comments

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      • Couman
        9 years ago

        My fav was the one that just said ":( tits". It's easily one of the most challenging and thought-provoking comments I've read in some time, and expressed wish such amazing economy of speech.

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        • RapidlyRotatingPanda
          9 years ago

          "Nice dick. ASSHOLE"

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    • LizardSkin
      9 years ago

      I've got to agree with the old Asian man. Fake tits are fail tits.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Haha I swear every time I've been on pornhub there'll be a comment under saying that it's a family member, or that I'm going to die if I don't repost,

    They have forums on some porn sites but.....why

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  • derpyderp
    9 years ago

    Sometimes useful to find the name of that girl so you can search for more filthy videos of her being savagely throa... um, more of her performances...

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I just came all over the place.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Those guys are rabid sex addicts.

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