People think i am gay. why?

I am a 36 year old guy. Ever since I was a child, I have been attracted to women. I think about pussy constantly. I imagine all women I talk to are not wearing clothes. I love being friends with women too. Women are awesome.

But, everyone says that I am gay. Why do they say that?

For non-sexual reasons, because I am a sack of shit. 1
Because they think I am effeminate. 10
Because they think I play with my ass. 0
Because I irritate them. 2
Other. 3
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  • nikkiclaire

    Probably because you are going out of your way to say how much you like pussy. Most people who do that secretly like dick. It's fine that you are gay. Just accept it and you will be a lot happier.

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    • I never talk about pussy, and I never think about dick either. And, I hate men. I don't like to shake hands with them either. I would love to shake hands with you tho. I bet your breasts are really pretty, and that you have a nice smile.

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      • nikkiclaire

        Things like this is why guys think you are gay.

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        • And why women don't want him.

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        • Except normal hetero-guys think the same thing. They will say they want to fuck you because you might say yes. If will settle for a hand shake because I know you will say no.

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          • nikkiclaire

            I think you are missing the point. A handshake is appropriate for meeting a business collegue or friend.

            Saying I have nice tits and smile and asking for a handshake is wrong on a few levels.

            Since you have never seen me, if you want to compliment me, maybe something acknowledging something I posted.

            If you are 36, and still havent figured this out, then thats what you friends are referring to when they say you are gay.

            Since you say you have many female friends talk to them about appropriate choices.

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            • Okay. So they are saying I'm socially clueless. This is starting to makes sense. Thank you. (I would still bet you have cute breasts)

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  • bob7

    gay is an insult just like stupid

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  • McBean

    They say that because you will never get laid. You are unaware that you are a loser.

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    • nikkiclaire

      I don't think he is a loser. He just has no idea what he is doing.

      Losers are guys who think they are all that, but are really just pervy creeps who barely get any.

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      • I suppose you are right but either way he will never get laid.

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  • geek_god_101

    Don't feel bad. There is this rumor that men over 30 who are single and childless must be gay. I don't know where this nonsense came from but I agree it's fucking stupid.

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  • Nickvey

    i was good looking tall and thin so every man i met wanted to suck me off. hell , they crawl out of the fucking wood work . i marry their sisters and they want my cock. so did their sisters

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  • CozmoWank

    Stop wearing hot pink Capri pants and leopard print tank top.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    Only you know why. Ask those people why they think that. Think about what you do that could make them think that.

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    • I have done that. They say, "You just seem gay." I say, "Why?". They say, "I don't know, you just seem gay."

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  • edwininthematrix

    you're imagining women naked but all those women are seeing you as a guy who just wants to be friends with them, you don't excite them in a romantic or sexual way and you're probably just talking to them as a friend, not flirting with them and that's why they think you're gay.

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    • Except straight guys think I am gay as well. Actual homos recognize I am not like them.

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  • Bazinga

    You are like Rodney Dangerfield. You deserve to be disrespected.

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