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and I'll tell you what you won and what you missed out on. The game resets for each new player and can only be be played once per person
Right | 24 | |
Left | 16 |
You get: water tastes like whatever beverage you want just by thinking about it. If you think of alcohol while drinking water, it still has intoxicating effects without the damage to your liver
You missed: unlimited attempts at taking the SAT
You get: the ability to read the mind of one person somewhere on the planet. Unless and until they think it to themselves, you don't know who this person is or where they are. You can turn this on and off
You missed: some unoriginal Batman joke about your username that you've probably heard before
You get: a pitch-black Bombay cat who fetches you little gifts in exchange for cuddles. These gifts range from typical cat gifts (dead birds, mice, etc.) to the titles and keys of luxury cars
You missed: eating the world's first and only known perfectly rolled burrito
You get: every time you jump, hop, fall, or otherwise enter a state where your entire body is suspended in the air, the speed of your descent back to the ground is increased by 10cm/second. This can potentially progress up to terminal velocity
You missed out on: Tweeting a hilarious Judeo-Christian joke that is both so funny and wholesome that it ends all conflict in the Middle East and causes the formation of a coalition promoting peace and unity between Muslims, Jews, and Christians while Hinduism is demoted from a religion to a club
So in exchange for no peace in the middle east I get the practical ability to fly short distances? Since my acceleration due to gravity would only be 0.01 meters a second.
Done I of course wont survive shear drops but this will allow me to effectively glide myself from rooftop to rooftop. Or to jump on top of buildings with one leap.
Or is this to addition of my gravity? In that case I probably wont notice that effect unless I was already falling to my death.
It's cumulative. For example, if you jumped right now, the speed at which you fall back to the ground would be your regular falling speed but 10cm/second faster. The next time you jumped, it would be the new speed but 10cm/second faster and so on
You get: the truth of how the universe came into being
You lose: all control of your bowels any time you see the color blue
What kind of a prize is that... Every time I get out of the house I'll piss/ shit myself, cause the sky is blue? Wtf?!
One of my cars is blue, my favorite color is blue, I can't go to the beach (and I love going to the beach), there is blue even on the firefox logo... And all for what? Learn how the universe started - it's the big bang, everyone knows that.
And even if it isn't... who cares? I can't even use this knowledge to gain anything. I'm no physicist, so I can't back up my claims.
I can't help, but feel a little bit ripped off... XD
No, no, no... it doesn't work this way. If I can only play once, I win one thing and lose one thing. No adding, or taking away stuff.
I studied economics mate, I could sit and discuss terms with you all day, but I won't cause it's night time in my case and I gotta go to bed.
PS: Don't make me leave a bad yelp review!
No adding or taking away stuff, but I can clarify what you got. The Big Bang is how the universe was created but you understand where all the matter originated, why it was densely packed together, and what served as the catalyst for the Big Bang
Hopefully you feel less cheated. Whiner.
You get: a room that grants you the ability to conjure up whatever you want while you're in there just by thinking about it
You also get: a really annoying person in the room who isn't allowed to leave and loudly questions every single item you conjure up
You get: the entire Florida panhandle to yourself
You miss: literally the most important news of your entire life and it can't be repeated by anyone
You win: permanent satisfaction with your physical appearance
You lose: others' satisfaction with your physical appearance. Everyone who sees you now sees you as a different race, and it's always an offensive negative stereotype of that race
Hah! I used to be an obese slob who didnt bathe much. People who think I'm unsightly is nothing new to me. XD
As for permanent satisfaction with my physical appearance, I'm fine with that too. My body is bony around my ribcage and hips. I'd like to be happy with it.
For the person who voted and didn't comment
You get: you permanently lose one of your most traumatic memories as well as one of your happiest memories
You miss: losing two of your happiest memories while forming a new traumatic one
You get: a real life genie. Not one who corrupts your wishes either
You miss: the chance to make a difference in a loved one's life