Pirate masturbation.

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I am a 19 year old male & I live near the boating docks. Whenever I see a boat, I feel the need to masturbate & say "Arg." I can't help it. I don't know why I do it, but it doesn't seem normal. Is it?

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67% Normal
Based on 18 votes (12 yes)
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  • floodimoo123
    12 years ago

    Can't tell if troll, or really serious...

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    • Couman
      12 years ago

      Then your troll detector needs a tuneup.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    *rofl*

    So... you tell the girls to walk your plank eh?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Now introducing: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Porno.

    Normal, I guess.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    So whenever you see a boat, you say Arg?! What if you see a submarine? What do you say then?

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  • IrishPotato
    12 years ago

    Troll indeed.

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  • Alex_Gee
    12 years ago

    Well when you find a girl theres a sex move you might like called the Jolly Roger...........you basically cum in her eye then kick her in the ankle so she hops on one leg and says Arrrgggghhhh! Good luck sweetie, and dont cum on your parrot! Ax

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    • megadriver
      10 years ago

      HAHAHAHA!!!! This shit is too funny!

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    I can think of something interesting you can do with your wooden leg at the same time! :D

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