Plate scrapers must die! iin?

What is wrong them? Noisy eating. Plate scrapers! I rarely hear them. Its this one dip shit that does it. Over and over. We can all be together. No one else will scrape away, digging at the ceramic glass like that. All except one fucktard! After seeing it again and again, it gets on my nerves because I can't pull out a machete, hack him to bits, then go about my business as usual. My reaction might be a tad bit much, lol. Is this a normal pet peeve?

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Based on 28 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • kingofcarrotflowers

    What would you rather me do? Use other food as some sort of spoon\sponge?!!

    Oh.....oh that's a good idea

    * finger pyramid of contemplation *

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    • lmao! I need humor, really.

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  • Faceless

    stab him in the neck.

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  • Arm0se

    Completely unrelated, but when I read the title I immediately thought of 'Invaders Must Die' by The Prodigy.

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    • I know the song. This could give it new meaning.

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  • ucipher8

    your reaction makes sense. I hate people who chew with there mouths open (however almost everyone in my family does it). I can put up with it in the home, where its just us but outside and in public im just like, i cant even

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  • RoseIsabella

    You're right, it's much more polite to lick your plate!

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    • It is quiet. I vote yes. Creative alternative.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks, I still do it sometimes. I saw my dad do it when I was a kid, and I guess I thought it was funny. I'm too self conscious to do it in public.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          yall hasta make a 'num num num' sound while yall does it though

          like when i eats a pussy

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  • disthing

    "My reaction might be a tad bit much, lol."

    Yep!

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  • eastbeast

    Two of the things that really annoy me are noisy eaters and bad table manners.

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  • mastercheff

    Ur a sociopath.

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  • squirrelgirl

    You mean I'm not alone? Scraping plates (and other scraping noises) are like nails on a chalkboard for me. I figured out it's because of my sensitive teeth, but no matter how much I brush with toothpaste designed for that problem, it never completely goes away. Maybe I need to stop drinking juices containing citrus even though they're my favorites...

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  • oh yes , in my family there is one who drums with his cutlery on the plate while sitting at the table

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Your peeve is normal. Some people really dislike unnecessary sounds. Though you shouldn't eat around me, OP. Because I'm one of those people that scrapes at my plate and sometimes licks it clean. lol

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