Play on my phone while taking a dump?

Is it normal to play your phone, ie Facebook, chat, read news, play is it normal or even make a call on the phoneomeone while loosening your load? It's the only time I get to myself when there isn't someone demanding my attention and time. Sometimes I'll even go to the shitter for a snooze.

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Based on 96 votes (87 yes)
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  • Justsomejerk

    My friend works at a phone store and people are offended when he puts gloves on to handle their phone.

    Sent from my iPhone on the shitter

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  • VioletTrees

    Go to the bathroom with electronics. Anything else is caveman pooping.

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    • OswaldCobblepot

      I love you.

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  • dirtysouthkris

    I do exactly and feel exactly how you feel lol and if my phone is dead I grab the laptop. Its like I cant even go without something anymore...

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    • Gravy

      Ya killing me! Just as well you have a laptop cos imagine the intensity build up if you had to root around and drag in the desktop PC.

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  • Thatguy777

    iFunny is made for taking shits. Nuff said.

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  • DameInDistress~

    Same, omg, I play this game called "Bike Race" I downloaded off the app market and every time I go, I play that game. Also, if I can hear people outside I can't go, even though the door's shut and locked.

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    • Gravy

      Wow, no way, I love an audience. If there's people outside it's showtime. Funny as a petrol pump, I use a download called Fart Board and have people amazed, horrified, paralysed with laughter and offering medical advice. Of course I add to it with anguish like sound effects and physical effects of bracing the walls. A busy shopping mall shitter is the best.

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  • Ep1cWaffles

    I read when I poop. Like, i'll read the labels of stuff.

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    • Gravy

      I always thought jokes and short stories should be written on dunny roll (toilet paper).
      Some smart guy in Bangkok put screens above piss troughs and on the wall of the shitters.Things like "priceless". I end up standing there for an hour, member in hand.
      The thing about reading is it serves 2 purposes. Entertainers the mind, relaxs the sphincter.

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  • Avant-Garde

    When I go to the loo I bring in my cd player, CDs and a few books. However, there have been times where urge was so intense that there was no time to grab the music and barely anytime to wipe off the seat.

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  • wannarocktheworld

    man i watch youtube videos, check facebook, search google, sometimes check mails.. just about anything my phone can.

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  • jucedaguy

    I'm dropping friends off at the pool right now!

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    • Gravy

      Don't don't pick em up. Not me, but I know a chick who catches one for for self health examination. catch and release, no weird shit like keeping them in jars or consumption. But the test the test does involve a sniff. Actually she posted her habit on IIN but the moderators rejected it so now she thinks she's supa weird.

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  • Djtia

    Oh hell yes! I've always been a reader while on the toilet (multitasking!), but these days, I always take my phone with me. Especially if I'm going to be there a while.

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  • Bubbles-for-life

    Ohh...thats nice....I talk to gerbils when i go
    Me: So harriet how was your day
    Gerbil: -Stares-
    Me : Ohh thats good hows nelly?
    Gerbil: -Stares more-
    Me:ohh
    Gerbil:-Runs-

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    • Avant-Garde

      That poor thing...

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      • Bubbles-for-life

        LOL

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  • Cave dwellers still had the gPAD (graffiti). Before smartphones I tried to sneak in a novel. In times of extreme desperation, There's always a few receipts in the wallet.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      I take powerdumps that do not allow me to hold a phone. I have to hold on to the seat or I will blast off.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Damn!

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      • Gravy

        Wow, that must result in serious back blast area carnage? I'd hate to be the cleaner.
        Oh, forgot to mention, dumping in progress!

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        • robbieforgotpw

          T minus 10 seconds and counting...

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          • Gravy

            The whole world is watching, bon voyage! Steer clear of the black hole.

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            • robbieforgotpw

              Bon voyage! That's good

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  • Gravy

    In Thai and Lao the modus operandi for clean-up is the butt blaster or bum gun, a trigger activated water hose rather, than toilet paper (in civilized amenities at least). The ass and hand are never to meet. The phone goes away before ass wash commences. A delightfully refreshing experience, and coupled with a social network check-in, an excellent way to clock up $6.94 for every. 10min shit.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Hope you don't drop it in the poos.

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    • Gravy

      I have not dropped it in as yet but I am sure it is not an uncommon occurrence. Would you fish your phone out if you sent it swimming with your poo?

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Nope.

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