Poll: how often in a day do you fart?

Yeah, just because we love farts:

Eww! Almost nevah! (1~2 times) 7
I let out a few poots (3~5 times) 15
Me an average (6~10 times) 12
Gas at every wake hour (10~16 times) 10
Fart machine 15
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  • FutureSeadog

    I conciously fart around six to ten times a day, but there's no telling how many more come out at night. It's a bit of a silly question, really, because you can let out the same quantity of gas in many different fart configurations.

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    • "Fart configurations."
      ...gotta love that. ;-p

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  • Numbertwo

    I'm a fart machine constantly farting. At work people won't even come near me:/

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  • lilsnifferman

    Sources say that normal amout is about 15-20 fart bombs a day for a human.
    Usually I meet these requirements. But when I have a gassy day I can exceed this numer in one hour :D

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  • gashlover

    it really varies for me. It's not always the same amount every day. If I eat junk food/fast food, or maybe if I drink too much kombucha (I make my own so on harvest days I've drank too much with unsatisfactory results) So, I've farted what seems like constantly, or if I wind up with diarrhea then it seems like I fart more than what seems like the amount of air volume that could fit in my entire body!

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  • Avant-Garde

    It really depends. Usually, if I am going well, there isn't much gas to be had unless I need to take some lumber to the loo. Yesterday, I probably had 1 to 3 tops.

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