Poll: what shuld i name my babby?

hey guys whats up? I am 6 months pregnet nd i am tryin to figur out a name for my babby the daddy dnt care i dont know where he at lol vote below my first babby name is Shamelicka and my sons name is DeShawnte by the way i like pretty names ;)

Uniqua 18
Shaniqua 19
Lashawna 12
Heaven 41
Desiree 77
Dasani 24
Lataquanishia 61
LaFawnda 23
China 46
Createve 17
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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Welfarecollectineshia.

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    • NocturnePonyFan

      Thanks. I scared my cat after bursting out laughing at your comment! XD

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    • Lynxikat

      lol xD

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    • lufa

      rofl good one

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    • anti-hero

      hahahahhahahaha

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  • wigsplitz

    KlaMydia.

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    • OMG that is so beautiful but i tink i herd dat 1 b4

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      • wigsplitz

        OK, how about LaQueefa?

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        • OMG thats prety too! but i lik KlaMydia bettr i hope i herr sum mor prety names oh i cnt wait to hav this babby, next tax season gon be great lol i miss wic

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          • IrishPotato

            KlaMydia is beautiful.

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      • Antir0b0t

        You've heard it before because it's an STD. Chlamydia. Dear god don't name your child that.

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        • GuessWho

          Don't ruin the fun!

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        • wuts an std spell words lol

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          • RomeoDeMontague

            Charla, Charlene, Carl, Caroline, Christine, Crystal, Charles, Charlie/Charley, Charlotte, Andrew, Andy, Dylan, Drake, Darren, Harley, Conner, Conrad, Alice, Alicia, Elizabeth, Elan, Edwin, Eliza. Now everyone knows if I have children there names are going to start with one of the first 6 letters in the English alphabet.

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      • Isitnormal?:-)

        what about china spelt like chyna

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      • squirtle

        lol.. i think it's a joke =P

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  • So.... How is babby formed?

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    • NocturnePonyFan

      They need to do way instain mother! Who kill their babby because babby can't fright back!

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  • shuggy-chan

    gonorakafia-sluterous

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    • Shackleford96

      That sounds like a dinosaur, lol.

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      • i cant name my babyy after a dinosor lol

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        • Avant-Garde

          If you can name her after a STD than you can name her after a dinosaur.

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          • i axeed u wut an std wus u dinsor lol

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  • TheStig

    Don't bother naming her. Social services won't let you keep her.

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  • Appayipyip

    It's a target for Grammar Nazis.

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    • anti-hero

      ... and I hit the bull's eye.

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  • squirtle

    i hope you're trolling

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  • floodimoo123

    Heaven or China. Something the child's teacher can pronounce.

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    • if u cnt pronounc thos names go bak to scol dummy lol

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      • floodimoo123

        I think you need to go back to school with the way your grammar is. It's called spell check, sweetie.

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        • wuts calld spel chek

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          • floodimoo123

            You're joking, right?

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            • wtf i am speling rite i dnt ned any1 to chck my spelin k?

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      • frankiestrange

        I don't think you can tell someone else to go back to school, and call them a dummy. I mean, wow. Listen to yourself. -__-

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        • lisen to myslf nig u lisen to YOself

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  • GuessWho

    "None of the above"

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  • …Space_Ghost?

    Tashika or Shaqwanza? I have a even better one! Trollaweezaka!

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    • dat too long, i cant speel that

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      • …Space_Ghost?

        Jweezee? Short and cute.

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        • no u dumb the babby is a girl lol

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          • …Space_Ghost?

            What makes you think that is not a girl name?

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  • IrishPotato

    Troll much.

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    • wtf all thes ppl are trollin me!

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      • IrishPotato

        No. You're trolling. xD

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      • IrishPotato

        Lol Batman, this story is amazing.

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  • Dizzee

    I think you should focus on your spelling before having a baby. However, I like Desiree the most out of the options.

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    • wel its a litle to late for tht lol i hav 2 alredy i had to drop out of hih scool to be a mom

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  • Aleks85

    Can we get some non-made up negro names to choose from by any chance?

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  • Jayy

    I can't believe I actually voted on this poll.

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  • FluffieBunnie

    Trollisha.

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  • TeamPeeta

    Oh come on people! Can't you see shes trolling you? -.-

    ''wtf i jus cam here askin 4 help to nam my litl girl why the fuk u all bein so mean to me ''

    No idiot could spell like that.
    Anyway, name her Shanaynay (Google it).

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  • chicken471bologna

    141 comments on the first day alone. Wow.

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    • Ain't no ballin but hard ballin.

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  • Atleast this troll has a sense of humour instead of trying to get people mad.

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  • DolphinAngel

    I like Lucy, Lisa or Lily =P

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    • lol no thx i am black i dnt want to giv my babby a whit gurl name lol

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      • Isitnormal?:-)

        um i luv the name chailiana

        pronounced

        shAlEEana

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      • Jayy

        Lmao.

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    • *~ThePurplePixie~*

      I ADORE the name Lisa! If my twins had been girls they'd have been Vianne and Lisa! xxx

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    To the Poll Creator: You are officially one of my favourite people on this site.

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  • myownopinions

    :)
    Reading this poll makes me so happy!

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    • You got trolled hard.

      Very Hard.

      Did you like it?

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      • What gets me is the irony in the fact that these folks herr are making serious conflict because they are so intelligent, yet they were being trolled the whole time and most of the posters knew that straight off trolololol.

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        • Alafoak

          If you breeze through you may not be able to confirm it's a troll post. Plus I've met many Americans who are that stupid.

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      • frankiestrange

        The sad thing is that it seemed real because there really are people like that. xD I know this girl who literally speaks like that. -__- Also, I know they're trolling now, but I'm really bored. XD

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      • myownopinions

        Yep, it was fun! I also never took it too seriously.

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  • disthing

    How much do you want to bet the OP watched this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

    Also, this is clearly a troll post. Some people here are too gullible.

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    • Nope, never saw it before.

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  • iEatZombies_

    This is insane. All of it.

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  • OheyKayree

    Dear God.

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  • Couman

    Instain.

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  • Garglemysac

    Name her "whore"

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  • anti-hero

    Do not name her, Should, Baby, What's, Pregnant, and, trying, figure or don't. It would be a shame if you couldn't spell your baby's name. I voted Desiree, it's the least stupid. Damn Troll.

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    • Seig Heil.

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      • anti-hero

        A black woman nazi troll I guess haha

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  • nAt2017

    How about "troll-quanda."

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  • NoraBaker

    Okay, who else voted Uniqua? I'm looking for you. Let's make a baby girl and name her that!

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    • …Space_Ghost?

      Darn it! I wish I could make a baby with you. Maybe we could adopt?

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  • coffeebreath

    Oh my god, are you the person who asked "How is babby formed?" on Yahoo Answers a few years ago? Congratulations on figuring it out! :)

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    • i know how babys are made ok? u hav sex and it makes babys, i just wish that i culd hav sex and not make babys lol my life wuld be so much easer

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      • Avant-Garde

        Then why don't you use protection?!

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        • protction from what i hav a gun

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          • Avant-Garde

            Protection from accidental pregnancies and STDs!!!!

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          • Aleks85

            Lmao, oh I get it, troll, I should have read the other comments.

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      • myownopinions

        *gasp* Congratulations, you almost spelled babies correctly (it's better than babby).

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        • ok no 1 wants to herr ur opinion u prolly hav a degre and think ur all gret drivin a brand new car whil us REAL folk strugle to surviv on welfar cuz that al we got cuz u jerrks tok al the welth

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          • myownopinions

            P.S.

            I'm still in school, I don't have a degree, and I don't have a car.

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            • PS WHO GIV A FUK U JUST A BUNCH OF RICH WHIT FOLK WHO ENJY BRINGNG STRNG BLAC WOMIN LIK ME DOWN

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          • frankiestrange

            Actually, you don't need a degree to learn how to spell. Since when are we not real? D:

            Also, you don't take wealth. You earn it.

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            • look u dnt kno how hard it is bein broke and yes u smart ases hav degres most of the time u dnt kno wut its lik to liv in the real world and i dnt kno wut the fuk u talkin bout but we hav to tak our welth bak from the gredy rich mutherfukers i deserv to hav everythng they hav

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  • myownopinions

    Are you spelling like this on purpose? By the way, I would go with Desiree (pronounced Dez-ih-Ray).

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  • PalestinianGuy

    Well, "babby" is a pretty name.

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    • how da fuck am i gonna name my babby babby ppl gon think im retarted or sumthin

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      • frankiestrange

        *How *the *I *going to *baby *people *going to *I'm *something

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        • myownopinions

          Also, *retarded

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        • ? tht sentenc dnt make sense

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          • frankiestrange

            "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

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            • GA25FF

              Lmao indeed... smh

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            • Avant-Garde

              There's a meme for that:)

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            • ok fur real wtf r u talkin abot?

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      • Alafoak

        I wish I could pronounce Babby for you. Your so fucking stupid! But funny. Child services has a responsibility to remove all children in your care. Babby pronounced ba b
        How about naming her La-a. You know la.dash.a, this must be fake you can't be this stupid.

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  • gaz3912

    Only you can answer that.

    😂🤣😋

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  • robokid

    Name her Ashley/Alvin Shelby/Spencer Simons. Then when she/he is asked to write he/she's initials down in school it will be A.S.S.

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  • Kerry69

    LMHO.After more that 12months was the baby born?
    Which name did you choose? I'm still laughing.

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  • Vampyra

    Lady,please do the world a favour and do not reproduce. I can imagine what your "baby daddy" will be like!

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  • o_0

    i think she is on this earth so can we know whats her name now......??

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  • EAT_IT

    Sandweecha.

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  • coolio75650932

    if its female name her angel :)

    if its male name him chuck norris the 2nd

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  • BloodAndFire

    I think I lost brain cells reading that woman typing. I know she's just trolling, but still. My head hurts...

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  • Subfinmatic

    This all must have been very hard to write if you used a mobile device with auto-correct. Angry correct words, damn you lol.

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    • ladyluck31

      Lol....

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  • Lynxikat

    I love how OP actually admitted on here that she's totally trolling, but some people still take it seriously anyway... however, it's still understandable- there are plenty of Americans as stupid as our troll has come across.

    On another note, why do I have this feeling that there are actual people named LaFawnda, or Uniqua, or Lataquanishia in the world?

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  • AssBurgers

    Hahahaha, I would love it if you weren't trollin'

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  • ladyluck31

    First of all, learn how to spell baby, not alone having one.

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    • dnt fuk wit me i am sik of u whit bitches tryna giv me a speelin leson

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  • NoraBaker

    Sharonda Tomika LaShyrelle

    Hi, sista! It just came to me a couple days ago. If you don't use it, I will. XD

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  • gncp

    call ur baby Spfashiva!

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  • How is babby formed

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    • in my utrus lol sum of u ppl heer r so dum

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      • NocturnePonyFan

        I am truley sorry for your lots.

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        • thnk u so much u hve no ide ho muc it mens to herr u say dat

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  • wero4

    Kerosene-Goopia

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  • DramDaem

    China, wut? Lucretia.

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    Hmm...maybe something like Tampondra, Watermelondra, Dyarea, Pinkeedra Pieesha, or you could always use Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson.

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    • Jayy

      Hahaha! Gotta love Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Sorry, but if your grammar is that poor than maybe you shouldn't have a kid. Get a proper education instead of giving your kid a name that's misspelled and will make her get teased for the rest of her life.

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    • wtf i didn ask 4 ur opinin about my eductiun u can undrstan what i is syin besides i dnt hav the $$$ to go to colleg lik u rich whit folk

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      • Avant-Garde

        Not everyone that goes to college is "rich and white". That's racist and ignorant on your part. People of all ethnic groups go to college. Some are upperclass, some are middle-class and some are lower-class. Next time, get your facts right.

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        • u racisr and ignit u get yo facts straght

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          • Avant-Garde

            I'm not a racist, but you're.
            If you're going to insult someone, please get a proper education first.
            People won't take you seriously at the rate you're going.

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            • no one tak u srsly

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          • frankiestrange

            You're the racist one.

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  • Failedcasanova

    Brainyposeiden perhaps ?

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    • wait whic 1 posedon or perhap... perhap sunds lik a prtty nam

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  • bumblecreek

    before you name it, maybe you should learn how to spell. that way there won't be any errors on the certificate.

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    • wtf i jus cam here askin 4 help to nam my litl girl why the fuk u all bein so mean to me

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  • Appayipyip

    You should learn to spell before having the babies...
    ...but of the options, Shaniqua

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    • i alredy hav 2 why the fuk is ever1 so judgmntal here

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  • RinTin

    Sushane, Shanetha, Candice, Arielle, Deidra, Jelinda, Keyawauna, Lakisha, Latasha

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    • NoraBaker

      Oh, that's right!!! I love Jelinda Jolie! OP, you should name your baby girl Jelinda!

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  • Corleone

    I don't know... Grace?

    Please, don't give her a name that's too 'special'. Sociological studies have pointed out that people with common names are more likely to succeed in life.

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  • NoraBaker

    Nooroneptoonyaniqua. :D

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  • IHATEUSERNAMES

    hmm how about fuckidyukidypennis the third?

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