Potato sex

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Is it normal for me to forcefully shove a potato in my anal area for self pleasure when i'm lonely?

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Based on 60 votes (22 yes)
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  • stopandthink
    9 years ago | pl

    Try a pinapple.

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    • tokillanally
      9 years ago

      Or a pinecone.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Try getting a dildo, Op. It's less likely to get stuck up there and send you to the hospital.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    yallre gonna git sent to jail for molestin tater tots

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Do you dress it like Mr Potato Head? Why not a cucumber or zucchini. Nope not normal, youre too cheap to buy the proper produce for a dildo substitute.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Free fertilizer!
    >:-O

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  • CheyChey
    9 years ago

    okay... slowly back away from the potato.

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  • Spankz
    9 years ago

    I do it all the time

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  • timetochange
    9 years ago

    Get a toy that made the ass. You can shove it to far and you have to have it removed .

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  • MajorPayne
    9 years ago

    I was planning on cooking French Fries for dinner, could you spare a potato?

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  • squirrelgirl
    9 years ago

    Are you from Idaho by any chance?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It's going to get stuck up there. Why don't you get yourself a proper anal toy?

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    No. Where's the god damn mustard???

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      It will be coming down shortly along with the wrap he had it on.

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  • ALESTORM
    9 years ago

    Shove a marrow up your ass then I'll be impressed.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    9 years ago

    sound like a waste of a perfect potato you dhould shove a hamster up there

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    What kind of potato though?

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