President for 2016

It is 2016 and it's time to vote for the next president. Now pretend both bush and obama have each served only one year of presidency and are now up against each other for their second term. As we know, voting for another party (other than republican or democrat) wont matter in the long run. you have to vote for one of the two supposed evils.

Who do you vote for?

Bush 14
Obama 28
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  • blevins

    Gaga for president!

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  • Thexoutcast

    I wouldn't vote

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  • Teh4HorsMen

    Cthulhu for president!

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  • harddrystickysocks

    Rand Paul.

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    • RuPaul?

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  • Motorhippy

    Does anyone believe it matters anymore?

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    • gummy_jr

      EXACTLY! My dad is a little upset with me because I don't have much of a political standing. I chose not to get involved because I know its only going to be "Bullshit bullshut bullshit fart poop giggle bullshit bullshit."

      I just want someone who can run this country the right way.

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  • I would rather sign over the country to Russia.

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    • harddrystickysocks

      Everyone would slowly become opiate addicted and melancholy if that were to happen. Ever wonder why Russia has a very high number of drug addicted people?

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      • Sounds like where I live anyways.

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    • Thats some strong hate

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  • Redcoats

    I vote dirtybirdy for president

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    • Mytwin295

      I second that!

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    • dirtybirdy

      I'm upset that I'm old enough to qualify :(

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  • anti-hero

    Only served one year or one term? If only one year each I'd wanna know what happened to the other 3.

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    • Oops... I knew that

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      • anti-hero

        So one term?

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        • Yes

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          • anti-hero

            Hmmm I would prefer neither but if I'm choosing between the two... Obama.

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  • Doctor_Fill

    It is so obvious:

    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!
    DOCTOR FILL FOR PRESIDENT!

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    • reallyalthea

      Lol ..

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    • RoseIsabella

      How's that working out for ya?

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  • umph

    I would vote for the one which is the same race as I am.

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  • Hmmmm, I don't know, this is one tough call. Do I want the party full of aristocrats that doesn't stand by its platform, or do I want the party full of aristocrats that doesn't stand by its platform?

    Of course, you could try actually voting for a third-party. Even if the person you like doesn't get elected, what matters is that you voted and that, because of this, politicians who are in power will be more likely to stick to their platform in the hopes that they can sell their party to future voters. If you don't vote, they won't concern themselves with you and the people in your community too much.

    Of course, the media also purposefully portrays a narrow spectrum of political thought as well, while keeping the spectrum just wide enough to engender argument between the big players and provide the veneer of a critical and Jeffersonian press. The game is not to tell you what to believe, but to tell you what everyone supposedly already believes in order to discourage you from challenging the status quo, due to the belief that "I'm only one person, everyone else believes in XYZ, what could I possibly do?"

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  • Voray

    I'd vote for the love child of Michelle Obama and Bush.

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    • Brownblowout

      Don't you mean Michael?

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  • LizardSkin

    Rand Paul.

    Stand with Rand 2016.

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    • anti-hero

      Did you buy the flip flops?

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      • LizardSkin

        I don't understand what you're saying.

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        • anti-hero

          https://www.google.com/search?q=rand+paul+flip+flops&client=ms-android-americamovil-us&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VQUzVdCTNpL9oQS724DoCg&ved=0CAsQ_AUoAA&biw=320&bih=486#imgrc=gzfIFMdtcMP9jM%253A%3B8ZWlSVk_sBq8-M%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fstore.randpaul.com%252Fget.php%252Fmedia%252Fcatalog%252Fproduct%252Fcache%252F1%252Fimage%252F9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95%252Fr%252Fa%252Frand_1024flipflopistandwithrand.jpg%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fstore.randpaul.com%252Findex.php%252Ffun-stuff%252Frand-paul-flip-flops.html%3B1024%3B1024

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          • LizardSkin

            lol no. I have a Ron Paul T shirt.

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  • reallyalthea

    We will see when the time come ...

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    • anti-hero

      Ummmm no you won't, the scenario is impossible.

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      • reallyalthea

        How Come ! You just can't predict yet ..

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        • anti-hero

          Because they have both been elected twice...

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          • reallyalthea

            What ever .. ! You just don't get it ..

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