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I was doing pretty well at my job recently, not making enough money, but who really is?

Anyway, I have a problem. I have a female boss and she basically crosses the line when it comes to appropriate office behavior. She's even given me a pat on the butt before as a sign of "good job". On the flip side she also has a rep for spanking in regards to poor job performance.

She's made it pretty clear that she is attracted to me and interested in me and she's also single. I feel like this is a bad situation to be in, but I have no idea what to do as everyone in Human Resources is her buddy (its all women).

Should I just have sex with her and get it over with? I also have micropenis, which further complicates the situation. What if she started some rumors regarding my "equipment" ?

Well I guess I could just let her keep spanking me, that seems to be innocent enough.

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Ellenna

8 years ago

Dream on: if you're going to fantasise on this forum, at least make sense. Either she spanks you or she doesn't, which is it?

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GreenGablesFan

5 years ago

Have you thought of litigation or a state civil rights complaint? I would assume that kind of behaviour would not be tolerated legally.

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joshmatt

8 years ago

Well, I had a job as a home school math teacher in government program. It's for families with difficulties / single mothers. One of the moms was hitting on me so hard, I actually had to conceal dick tents from her kids during home lessons. One day, after work, I decided to text her and invite her to dinner. It went south from there really fast. For some reason she reported me to my boss, and I was laid off soon after. I'll never work as a teacher again (probably).

I think mixing love affairs with work is bad business. If everybody knows this boss girl of yours, you have to be very careful not to piss her off. Then again, what do I know ? You got to take life as you want. Get romantic with her, maybe it will turn out to be the best move of your life.

As for me. I'm still looking for a new job lmao.

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LMFAO_1

8 years ago

Did you get this idea from that character in horrible bosses?

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wistfulmaiden

8 years ago

What kind of man are you?

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Beep_Beep

8 years ago

Dominatrix feminists are the most ruthless kind. Ask her if she will use whips with the furry balls on the ends.

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Stand2260by

8 years ago

Kill her

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Penises
  
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  - FJK_frm_AK25
    
    8 years ago
    
    What is a micro penis?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      A penis that is barely 1 inch erected.
      
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      - FJK_frm_AK25
        
        8 years ago
        
        Whaaaaaaat? That's a thing?
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        8 years ago
        
        Indeed it is.
        
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  - Stand2260by
    
    8 years ago
    
    Did you !
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      I'd kill you, you cock juggling thunder cunting whore lipped, faggot?
      
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  - Stand2260by
    
    8 years ago
    
    Just kill her and cut her hair
    And kiss her
    
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