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I really actually truly believe the people running the US arent just bad people. But they literally worship satan. And I can prove it.
It's worded like a troll post but I'm actually serious. I believe this.
He's probably not completely wrong.. Not every "Conspiracy Theory" can be false. It's statistically not possible. So, which ones are correct? 🤔
And I'm convinced you're one of a horde of aliens from the planet known to astronomers as Omicron Persei 8 who are on Earth to sow discord with baseless conspiracy theories. Your grand plan is obviously to destroy confidence in all governments so you can take over, start factory-farming humans and then harvest plump, juicy three-year-old infants to serve as the main course in your annual celebrations of the birth of the Great Prophet Fronulum Smogma.
You must respect this belief of mine because it is honestly held, and therefore it must be true.
i was in the denver airport the other day
didnt see any satanic government cabals there
but all the bars were closed which is worse