Red and grey squirrels hate each other, but which would win in a fight

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grey squirrels - their larger numbers would win the day. 65
red squirrels - smaller numbers but they fight dirty. 69
dead heat - both are hard little buggers 53
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    All my polls get rejected but this, stupid shit is approved?!

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    • notoriousD
      12 years ago

      then stop making polls about gay incest necrophilia

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      • 53739
        8 years ago

        lmfao

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    The reds have nukes now.

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    • SoccerStud88
      12 years ago

      i eat squirrels for breakfast

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  • pandabear1209
    12 years ago

    I was unaware that they hated each other lol glad I know now

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  • myweirdself16
    12 years ago

    i like red squirrels better, fuzzy ear tips for the win!

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    The greys will always win. They compete better for resources and also carry a virus which they're immune to and reds are not. Without human intervention, red squirrels would likely be extinct in my country (as it is, they're critically endangered).

    The greys were only introduced here a century or so ago. It shows what responsibility humans should consider when doing something as innocuous as releasing a few grey squirrels in parks because they look cute.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      The greys use biological weapons

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  • Maroon_Meerkat
    12 years ago

    Greys unfortunately would win... They can eat the immature hazelnuts whereas reds have to wait, so they have a disadvantage from the outset.

    Greys out compete reds so we have to step in to try to keep greys out of red turf to keep their dwindling numbers from crashing.

    Also, if it were a one on one fight - I'd suspect the larger grey would be more likely to win.

    As much as I would prefer the red I think grey would win.

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  • thegruffalo
    11 years ago

    Grey squirrels definitely would win. They're bigger in size and they carry diseases that harm Reds.

    In the UK, I believe they've become endangered because the Greys came over from foreign countries and messed their lives up!

    Reds are some much nicer and majestic looking though.

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