Religious zealots knock on my door.

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Evangelists knock on my door preaching for Christ. I have had enough of their insensitive obnoxiousness. So I answer the door in a Satan costume left over from Halloween.

The evangelists are shocked. They hold up a cross and say, “Be gone Satan.” I reply, “Exactly what I had in mind.”, and slam the door.

This worked well for a few months, but now these high pressure “God” salesman are returning in droves.

What do you think?

Very clever. 8
Distastefully abnormal 3
Ur dumb. 2
The real satan will possess you for that. 2
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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    I just tell them " Not interested " and slowly close the door.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Tell them they are trespassing, and not welcome.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Bad idea. They reply, “We are welcoming you into the kingdom of heaven.” Now, with the Satan costume, they see they are entering hell. Those obnoxious bastards get nervous real fast.

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        Is this Hansberger?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          Oh please. Hansberger is an obsessive manic depressive basket case. I’m just having a little fun. At least I’m not a pervert.

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          • RoseIsabella
            2 years ago

            Good point.

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  • SugaDaegu_328
    2 years ago

    I suggest you do something even more insane to completely scare them away. I hate those overly-obsessed religious nutjobs.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    The mormons use to knock on our door from time to time and my father would debate them on scripture. He's read the bible like 50 times.

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    In the UK, there aren't many religious nutters wandering around and bothering people at home to try to get them to join in their collective delusion. Unlike how it is in some places, religious beliefs are considered a private thing by the vast majority of Brits, and only a tiny minority (something like 10% or less) regularly attend a church or some other place of worship.

    The only ones we get fairly regularly are Jehovah's Witnesses. When they come knocking, I just say, "No thanks," and close the door. There's lots I could say to them about their religion - particularly when I see that they're dragging some poor child along with them on their mission to annoy people who just want a quiet weekend at home - but I see no point. Trying to discuss anything with irrational people is pointless and depressing.

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    • Somenormie
      2 years ago

      In where I live I sometimes see them in the streets talking in their microphones and there I'm like " Shut up " in my head.

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  • PurpleHoneycomb
    2 years ago

    I don't mind religious people. They typically have decent manners. The types that show up to your front door with plans to convert you to their faith are annoying.

    While I find your plan stupid, I have no qualms with it. Lol

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