Roast beef and potatoes
The average man eats roast beef and roast potatoes for dinner at 8 o'clock at night.
There's nothing like a non-vegetarian coming home to eat roast beef and potatoes, especially leftover brisket with roast potatoes straight from the fridge, and heated in the microwave.
It doesn't stop there, many a Pakistani would eat that, since they refuse Indian literally not-having-a-cow culture, but given that it's a meat loaded with fat it can give muscles on your chest.
And furthermore the English eat that stuff, ol' mama using a large fork to serve English child slices of roast beef, spooning roast potatoes on a plate, and pouring non-alcoholic gravy on them.
Coming soon: the world's greatest gourmet roast beef and potatoes, coming to mum's house near you.