Safe to cut warts and haemorrhoids out?

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well im glad this is anonymous.. over the last ten years i have had to cut warts off with scissors from my genital region, not actually on them but a bit above in the pubic hair region.. they take a good few years to come back but i just remove them with scissors again.. believe it or not it doesnt really hurt.. my main question i now have a haemorrhoid inside my rectum and is it safe for me to cut it out as well just like the warts? it might be tricky to do but i would rather do that then get a monkey doctor to do it. thanks for advice!

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Ellenna

5 years ago | pl

Unless you're a monkey, find a doctor who isn't one and get some medical treatment URGENTLY. I hope you're living a celibate life because genital warts are contagious.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  A monkey would need a veterinarian. 😊
  
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  - bighairysausage
    
    5 years ago
    
    true
    
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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  serious? my girlfriend hasnt mentioned any problems yet
  
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  - BleedingPain
    
    5 years ago
    
    Yet! Better safe than having her test positive for and STI
    
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    - bighairysausage
      
      5 years ago
      
      ive been boning her for 4 years and nothing so dont think its a contagious type
      
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      - BleedingPain
        
        5 years ago
        
        I still would get it checked out
        
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        bighairysausage
        
        5 years ago
        
        guess i might have a thorough look
        
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paramore93

5 years ago

I've heard this is safe for trolls, but only trolls.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  this is real, very real.. i also have the before and after photos from cutting the wart off with scissors and wart next to it with blood on scissors from the last time i done it
  
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  - NoLifer
    
    5 years ago
    
    I believe hemorrhoids are the inner wall of your but collapsing. Therefore cutting off hemorrhoids would be very bad. Warts are in the doctor office removed usually by freezing off so I dont see an issue with cutting off warts as long as you disenfect everything. Go to the doc about your hemorrhoids though.
    
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    - bighairysausage
      
      5 years ago
      
      thanks thats good advice. yeah i alwsys disinfect my scissors and skin before and after removing it then bandaid
      
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  - paramore93
    
    5 years ago
    
    Thanks for that vital info!
    
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    - bighairysausage
      
      5 years ago
      
      your welcome
      
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CozmoWank

5 years ago

Isn't this a Tim Burton movie, Edward Scissorass.

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- bigsausavebaws
  
  4 years ago
  
  😲😲😲😲
  
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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  i like!
  
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megadriver

5 years ago

You do know how infections work right...

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  i realise its vessel now =(
  
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IrishPotato

5 years ago

Oh no.

No.

Noooo.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  yes yes yes!
  
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TheBlindInquisitor

5 years ago

I think you could bleed out if you do that so...don't do it.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  agree with you now
  
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Boojum

5 years ago

Haemorrhoids and warts are two completely different things. Warts are growths caused by viruses, but haemorrhoids are swollen veins. Cutting veins tends to get rather messy very fast.

If you're looking for a cheap haemorrhoidectomy technique, you could try the method used by Hippocrates, the ancient Greek physician. He tied a thick wool thread tightly around the base and left them to fall off. You could update this by wrapping a rubber band tightly around the swelling.

It might be difficult to do this on your own, but I'm sure you must have a friend who would be willing to help you out by performing this little task for you.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  thank you thats a great idea. i since looked into haemorrhoids since you told me they are veins and yes i wont be cutting them off!!
  
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bigbudchonga

5 years ago

Hollly fuck, no no no. Dude they're blood vessels that have dropped down, you're asking if it's okay to slice up your blood vessels which are already damaged. I get hemorrhoids myself I know they can be really painful, just get some cream for them and don't strain when you'd on the shitter. Also I know this is kind of gross, but if you have them really badly then stick some vaseline on your finger and lube up your bumhole before you take a shit

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  thanks i purchased anusol to try
  
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SmokeEverything

5 years ago

If you cut a wart off it just grows back unless you get like 100% of it gone.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  5 years ago
  
  People generally go to a doctor who will freeze or burn off a wart.
  
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  - bighairysausage
    
    5 years ago
    
    i cut them off
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      5 years ago
      
      ... but they keep coming back, huh?
      
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      - bighairysausage
        
        5 years ago
        
        yes it takes a few years to come back then i cut it off again, simple and pain free
        
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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  true but its easier at home once every few years
  
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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  true but its so easy to snip off without digging in. i just cut it off at surface level
  
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bigsausavebaws

4 years ago

hi friend

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bighairysausage

5 years ago

thanks for the comments and advice

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leggs91200

5 years ago

DO NOT cut anything out of your asshole. That will cause serious problems requiring going to the E.R.

AND while at the E.R., you would have to explain what you did and then say, "There is some website where people ask weird questions, I asked them if it is normal/safe and they said yes".

Do not cut them out. And about the warts, maybe seek a bit more professional treatment. Maybe like have some meth addict with jagged teeth gnaw them off.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  i re cut a wart off about 15 minutes ago literally
  
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jethro

5 years ago

You can easily do it but you will need a knife with at least an 8" blade to do it properly. Otherwise they can return and multiply.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  going to try anusol instead. thanka though
  
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MasterChives

5 years ago

Cut it off, cover it in bronze then wear it as a necklace.

Pop a cork in the ol' anus to help stem the blood flow.

Can't go wrong with a cork in the ass!

I should know. Im a preist.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  lol thanks but i wont be doing that in a hurry father chives
  
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  - MasterChives
    
    5 years ago
    
    I don't think i need to state that..
    
    You don't know what your missing out on..
    
    .. In an unrelated matter.. Do you know any transsexuals that are selling their balls?
    
    Im.. asking for a friend.
    
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    - bighairysausage
      
      5 years ago
      
      lol ill keep my ears open re tranny balls but ive decided to try anusol cream first before seeking an operation. i realised today that the haemorrhoid is half the circular length of my rectum, and is starting to be very painful but its not producing blood yet. unfortunately
      
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      - Boojum
        
        5 years ago
        
        I've had them in the past, and they are extremely uncomfortable.
        
        Mine eventually went down without any medical treatment, but my understanding is that they occur due to a weakness of the veins, and that doesn't correct itself over time, so it's one of those problems that's always lurking once you've had them.
        
        For what it's worth, I got some relief by tucking the damn bulge up inside my sphincter. This was very uncomfortable to do, and I don't know if it really helped, but my idea was that pressure on the bulge might help it go down.
        
        If the swelling and discomfort do fade for you, then you need to do what you can to prevent a recurrence. Make sure you drink lots of fluids and eat a decent amount of fibre every day so your faeces aren't hard. When you have a bowel movement, try to avoid pushing hard and definitely do not strain to push one out. Let things take their natural course rather than rushing you time on the toilet.
        
        Some people believe the standard toilet helps to cause haemorrhoids because the lower bowel is not aligned to provide a straight shot to the rectum when we sit in an upright position. Leaning forward, squatting or placing your feet on a platform above floor level when on the toilet all supposedly help things to move more smoothly.
        
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        bighairysausage
        
        5 years ago
        
        thanks for your reply and advice, im thinking your right and i do push my turds out fast because i actually like it like that. i guess i done it too much over the last 30 odd years. strange thing is i never have hard poos and actually usually piss out my ass more than using it to shit out of.. cos im quite a drinker.
        
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randypete

5 years ago

Cut them off with your balls

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  i dont know how to cut haemorrhoids off with my balls, can you explain how you achieved that?
  
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drdnk957

5 years ago

Bad troll

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  yes your pretty bad
  
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itsamistake

5 years ago

You are an idiot.

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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  yes you are.
  
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- bighairysausage
  
  5 years ago
  
  your an overweight old woman who has skin like leather. lol poor you
  
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