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Had a dream last night that satan said if you love me chop off your weiner and I will give you amazing power like flying and shit,do,you think it will work??
That's because he's really Satan in disguise. He has very little power over you because, your penis repels. Chop it off and you'll be his sex slave for all eternity.
Hell yes! Just ask John Bobbitt, it even made him a rich porn star! Go for it.
Do it!!! Don't disobey the dark overlord, or whatever statan-y retards say.
satan lies to people. he tricks people into doing bizarre things like this sometimes, do not listen to him, ever.
no make him chop his first...just to see if it hurts. if it does, then dont!
I didn't tell you to chop your weiner off.
I told you to drop your deaner's cloth.
Are you some kind of fucking idiot?
Stop being so damn stupid, of course Satan will grant you all your wishes if you do his will.
Get on with it, stop being such a wimp and cut the fucker off now!!!!!!!!!!
You should do it. Do what satan says. He doesn't lie because he is from Da Hood..
Ask him to pinky promise first though