Screaming garbage man

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It's morning so I was screaming at the birds, I heard the garbage truck and realized my bin wasn't out so I ran outside screaming with my bin.

I am very scared of garbage men and usually hide from them but the garbage man saw me and started screaming, it scared me so I screamed and ran inside. I accidentally knocked my bin over though. Next time he drives past should I throw budgies at him?

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Based on 38 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    You should stop making up idiotic stories.

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      Perhaps this OP is who the term 'bird brain' was coined for?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      charli pls i judt need to scream its my life dont be racist just bc u have no bird friends doesnt mean u can oppress me

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      • charli.m's_Menstrual_Curse
        8 years ago

        Please don't cry. Charli.m is bitch bcuz i give her period never stop.

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    What would throwing a bird at them do? Wouldn't it just fly away?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      it would fly at him
      SMART

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      • jethro
        8 years ago

        Highly doubtful. Not SMART.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          if i trained them to fly at the garbage man they would

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  • SkullsNRoses
    8 years ago

    Absolutely not! Throw a parrot, that's far more of a statement.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      id throw buzzards

      not only 100x the statement of a parrot but cheaper too

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  • Steve2
    8 years ago

    What the fuck is the deal with these "screaming" stories? Seriously, I like them, they're funny, but why?

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    • skilful_soldier
      8 years ago

      You pretend to be smart on the internet all day because you are a fat loser with no friends.

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      • Steve2
        8 years ago

        I don't have to pretend, plebeian. I possess an IQ of 151, higher than you can even count to.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      its my job

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    its just what you need whan youre down in the dumps
    one half hillbilly and one half punk
    big long legs and one big mouth
    the hottest thing from the north to come outta the south

    now stick out your can
    cause im the garbageman

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