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Does anybody know where I may have left my car keys?

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Based on 38 votes (16 yes)

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Maybe you're holding them in you hand, and you just forgot.

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  Hmmm, not in my right, need to check my left, brb
  
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mypenisinyourmouth

8 years ago

You don't have a car

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  *car keys. I think you misunderstood the question
  
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NeuroNeptunian

8 years ago

Oh God, what a long story.

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  You should read gods other story, much shorter
  
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

Serious answer, "No."

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  thats what the yes no is for kinda like yano
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    8 years ago
    
    Actually, the yes is for, 'yes, it's normal', and the no is for 'no, it's not normal'. Since I was directly answering the serious question seriously, I don't think either applies.
    But hey, if you are so fucking smart why don't you start a site, then you can tell everybody how they should answer. Until then, FUCK OFF, asshole!
    
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    - MrSexyJesus69
      
      8 years ago
      
      Need some talc for that hurt butt?
      
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      - thegypsysailor
        
        8 years ago
        
        Quite obviously, the best part of you ran down your mamma's leg during your conception.
        
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        MrSexyJesus69
        
        8 years ago
        
        Awwww :)
        
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Unimportant

8 years ago

tl;dr

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  Unsubscribe
  
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Cuntsiclestick

8 years ago

They're in the second toilet stall behind the toilet in the women's bathroom at that old Walmart in Centerreach NY. People always manage to poop behind that toilet for some reason, so have fun fishing it out.

*hands you some vinyl gloves and some hand sanitizer*

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  You make it sound like that's an involuntary job
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    8 years ago
    
    While a custodial job is voluntary, I don't think most of them feel pleasure when cleaning up someone's fat dry turds from behind the toilet. I got stuck cleaning someones crap once and the smell was enough to make me vomit. XD
    
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Quintarius

8 years ago

Refrigerator

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  that answer is cold man.
  
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Quintarius

8 years ago

Also check your vagina

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  not in my fanny pack, someone could have them, someone who has a mental age over 13
  
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lordofopinions

5 years ago

In the last place you put them. Seriously though just retrace your steps from where you are now to the last place you saw them. If indeed this is a serious question.

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MichaelWhitehorn

6 years ago

do you have a car?

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CannibalSociopath

8 years ago

They're up your ass u fag

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Smokey1D

8 years ago

They're in the top drawer where you left them...

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ManWithNoFriends

8 years ago

Maybe you ate them.

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mystery7

8 years ago

In the toilet bowl or in the dogs dish

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nobody13

8 years ago

I once googled "Where are my car keys?" only to remember that google wouldn't have that sort of info.

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Ace9

8 years ago

I know I don't :|

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cocknballs

8 years ago

did you check your car keys? that is where they are

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flyingnostalgia

8 years ago

I took them...

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- Smelly_Niggers
  
  8 years ago
  
  What a stupid comment, way to waste everyone's time, you bonehead.
  
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  - flyingnostalgia
    
    8 years ago
    
    Not as stupid as you...you nob jockey.
    
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    - Smelly_Niggers
      
      8 years ago
      
      Cock gobbling thunder cunt!
      
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      - flyingnostalgia
        
        8 years ago
        
        Shut up brotherfucker!
        
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jethro

8 years ago

Where did you have them last?

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- Ellenna
  
  8 years ago
  
  Now if OP knew that, would they be lost?
  
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  - jethro
    
    8 years ago
    
    You never know. I have no idea just how ditsy the OP is. The next question could very well be, "Do you know where I left my car?"
    
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    - MrSexyJesus69
      
      8 years ago
      
      Last place I had them was the place where I last saw them where I would have known they were last time
      
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      - jethro
        
        8 years ago
        
        Well then they must have fallen behind the thing against the wall.
        
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        MrSexyJesus69
        
        8 years ago
        
        possibly
        
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victorygin

8 years ago

Maybe you left them at the bar

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Redcoats

8 years ago

Check the couch or perhaps they're in your car?

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  brb
  
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NathanScot

8 years ago

Hilllarious post.Have a cold one on me mate.Churr'

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  Appreciated
  
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BlueSparklez95

8 years ago

They're at home, under your mattress. But in all seriousness, check every crook and cranny.

#I'mmaBlueSPARK

"Life is like the fluttering Azure Blossoms in the sky; sometimes you see the true beauty of it, sometimes you do not."- BlueSparklez

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- MrSexyJesus69
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yes?
  
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TheCockRoach

8 years ago

GOD HATES FILTHY FUCKING DISEASE RIDDEN FAGGOTS!

You could try checking the attic. I have turetts syndrome cophoralia *couch* ASS

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- [Old Memory]
  
  8 years ago
  
  Gay people don't agree and they don't care what you think.
  
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  - TheCockRoach
    
    8 years ago
    
    I don't agree that anyone should give a fuck what gay people think.
    
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    - MrSexyJesus69
      
      8 years ago
      
      lol good answer
      
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- CannibalSociopath
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yes omg this is so true!
  
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