Share a random not normal fact about yourself

I get compliments for having such gentle and soft hands from women when really it's because I masturbate into them and use my climax gel for lotion .

I actually don't mind Nickelback.

I was committed twice in eight grade. Bwahaha. Ha.

I wear ear plugs under ear muffs outside and pretend I am mute.

My left penis is shorter then my right penis

I like the Barbie Girl song and other cheesy songs similar to it.

This is probably just embarrassing not necessarily 'not normal' I still suck my thumb on occasion (I'm 27) and I have to sleep with my sheet and it must be of a certain fabric.

Why did I just share this with strangers....... :|

I am pigeon chested, pigeon toed and flat footed.

I'm 26 and despite my past relationships, I've never been kissed or have kissed a person on the lips.

I've wet dreams way too much.

I am Godzilla...oh wait, that's normal...uh...rawr!

Normal? I am playing Riddler.. Nothing about me is Normal. I also end up associating with crazy people for a number of reasons.

1.I am sympathetic and believe in the benefit of the doubt
2.I find them absolutely fascinating to dissect
3.I get a sick thrill out of studying things and working
4.I am easily bored by normals
5.I am a bit reserved and awkward so I generally not the one to approach others first
6.People often think I am crazy anyways so I dont stick out with them(Despite me often being the more stable one)
7.I like helping people and crazys/rejects need the most help
8.Im way too analytical for my own good

I have a third nipple.

I want to live in America even though I will always believe England to be the greatest country in the world.

I have myofascial pain.

I have Tourette Syndrome.

I am a very knowledgeable person (science related)

I'm scared of butterflies. I hope that is "NOT" normal enough.

A couple times a month I'll notice that my pants are unzipped and have been most of the day. Usually it's that I forgot to zip up when I put them on. Not that big of a deal, right? I also don't wear underwear.

And the other thing is Bruce Jenner's look seems to fit. Surprised to think I would be surprised.,

I'm a virgin (despite my username lol). Idk if that qualifies, it's just that so many people my age have babies. I can only have sex if I'm comfortable, which is hard with social anxiety. Plus I don't want to have a baby, not at the time being anyway.

The more people tend to like something, the more I typically begin to dislike it. I pretty much buck the popular trend.

I'm 26 and I'm still afraid of the dark.

I have masturbated to myself. Don't do it, you will feel sick afterwards.

i know what bird shit tastes like....don't ask

I kinda like the dank smell of locker rooms and basements.

I...

Most of the way thru high school, back in the days before internet porn, and Playboy was just becoming popular but wasn't readily available to teens, I used to jerk off to the pictures of our high school cheerleaders showing their pantied asses in my school yearbook! It was better than the women's underwear pictures in the Montgomery Ward, and Alden's, and Sears catalogues. PLUS, I knew THESE girls!

I've always wanted to work in an office, you know, in a cubical and all, for a few days, just so I can understand the humor of shows like the Office, etc. I just do not see any humor in water cooler jokes or office relationships.

I never masturbated until I was 22 years old. Nobody ever believed me when I admitted this when I was younger.

I have a slight flatulence problem

I'm younger than everyone here.

I am an American alleged to The Throne of England and NOT to The President of The United States! God Save The Queen!!

I'm 5'11, play a bit of rugby,decent job,wicked sense of humour and i suppose good looks if my gf is to be believed.In some sense i seem like the complete package. So everytime my gf introduces me to a female friend of hers i always flirt with them to see if they can go all the way and sleep with me behind her back.I usualy flirt with the said friend (s) just enough to show i'm interested but careful so that they have to be the ones to make the first step. My gf knows i do this and we've turned it into a game.One day we were hosting one of her female friends who was visiting.I went for a shower and just as i got out the bathroom i took the towel off my waist and pretended to be drying my head.The bedroom door is next to the bathroom so i took very slow deliberate steps.All this while the friend was in the living room with my gf .From where she was seated she could see 'me ' quite well....Needless to say i felt her intense gaze all over me. It was an intresting night for sure.