She insulted my diamonds so i left her at the club

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Hi I REEEALLY love diamonds! A lot! So one night I had a girls night out with my homegirls and we went to the club. I was the designated driver for the night so I couldn't get drunk.

ANYWAYS I decided to get fancy and wear the diamonds that my man bought for me before he left to Syria for deployment. I wore my diamond rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, anklets and belt. My homegirls were lovin how SPARKLY I WAS!

So we rolled up into the club and started partying and my homegirls had a few drinks an got a little tipsy. So then one of them decided to be a bigmouth bitch and insult my diamonds saying that they were cubic zookornyum. I told her they were real but she insisted they were fake so I left her ass and all the other girls at the club and I said "Call a cab bitch"

I ain't seen them or heard from them since that night and I doubt were friends anymore.

Is it normal I left her but not only her but three other friends at the club that night? I figure if one has to suffer then they ALL should suffer.

I don't feel bad at all.

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Jeaneathean

10 years ago | pl

What the fucking fuck are you on about?

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- dom180
  
  10 years ago
  
  It's almost as if this story isn't completely based on reality.
  
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  - iEatZombies_
    
    10 years ago
    
    No, this sadly sounds very realistic where I'm from. =*
    
    Sad too, because I think this is a troll post.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  Did you even READ the post? That bitch insulted my diamonds by callin them fake! So she got what she deserved and that was to be left drunk at the club!
  
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  - charli.m
    
    10 years ago
    
    Dubstepping?
    
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      10 years ago
      
      Her drunk ass couldnt DUBSTEP even if she TRIED!
      
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        10 years ago
        
        I don't know what that is.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        YES YOU DO!
        
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NeuroNeptunian

10 years ago | pl

Normal. My man once decided that he didn't feel like payin his bitch ex baby Momma some child support and bought me a pair of diamond earrings and one of my friends said it was fake. I got a hypo full of some hobos blood and infected that bitch with HIV and told her that my diamonds cost more than her medical bills will LOL

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  10 years ago
  
  YOU A CRAZY BITCH! I AINT ABOUT TO BE INFECTING PEOPLE!
  
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supaflyafro

10 years ago

TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT!!

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  10 years ago
  
  How are you going to tell me that MY real life experience is a TROLL
  
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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

Remember: real diamonds can always be mined from deep recesses of your ass. Forget what your husband bought you. What you should have done was get some tongues, extracted a diamond with them and whip your big shiny diamond in her face! Have her smell the glory of your ass mine!!! Show no mercy!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  I will not forget my mans diamonds! So hursh you crazay thang!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    9 years ago
    
    Don't you mean,"You sexy thang"? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA-YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    *HITS HIGH NOTE*
    
    *CHRISITINA AGULAIRIA*
    
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    10 years ago
    
    There's no point to stand by them if they are fake. What will it take for me to get you to realize the full potential of your inner mine.
    
    *Says in wise voice* - Remember, the nile isn't just a river in Egypt.
    
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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

what do u want her to say? your diamonds are so sparkly they are the hardest little stars.

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  I prefer THAT
  
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Jeaneathean

10 years ago

This is a great post! (But how on earth did it get through moderation?)

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  10 years ago
  
  Because EVERYONE loves me!
  
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robbieforgotpw

10 years ago

I ended up powersharting in my drawers

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  10 years ago
  
  WHAT THE FUCH IS A SHART?
  
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    10 years ago
    
    Lucky you are to have never known of such misery. What misery, pray tell? Well, its the misery of the start, of course!
    
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    10 years ago
    
    A shart is a fart with a little something extra. Sharts are where skid marks come from.
    
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      10 years ago
      
      I always thought that skid marks came from not properly wiping yourself.
      
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(s)aint

10 years ago

Hahahahahaha.Why such a short fuse over something that is such a minor thing? Have your diamonds tested somewhere and then you'd have actual facts to back you up.

Also, if you pick your shitty diamonds over your friends you don't deserve friends.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  I was having a bad day
  
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  - Jeaneathean
    
    10 years ago
    
    You having a better day now?
    
    I sincerely hope so.
    
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      10 years ago
      
      YES!
      
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- Agirlsbestfriend.
  
  10 years ago
  
  yes!! I agree... what a buttslut!!! (No offense)
  
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    9 years ago
    
    Shut up!
    
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    10 years ago
    
    Wait what? XD
    
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[Old Memory]

10 years ago

Syria for deployment huh? Hmm OK buttslut.

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  10 years ago
  
  BITCH DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BUTT SLUT? DO YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED? CUZ I THINK YOU DO!
  
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Hamid37USA

10 years ago

My amirecan friend. I will like deal for you.
For agreement I send you zoocornyup for exchange of bank informative. I will take plane to you cuntry, where you work for me. I look much fowrad to be you president.

Love,
Hamid

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  FUCK OFF BITCH
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    9 years ago
    
    I HEAR THAT BROOM HANDLES ARE FANTASTIC FOR MASSAGING HEMORRHOIDS.
    
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    - Avant-Garde
      
      9 years ago
      
      Use it while you wait for your brew to finish.
      
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        9 years ago
        
        You can ride on it like that, whilst you fly in the sky.
        
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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

There's a way that you can get that lime out of the coconut...

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- Avant-Garde
  
  10 years ago
  
  You must break it open with your diamond ass!
  
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    9 years ago
    
    I break open coconuts and men's pelvises!
    
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      9 years ago
      
      Damn… Do I really want to find out how you've been managing to break the pelvis of a man?
      
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        9 years ago
        
        Yeah ;-)
        
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        9 years ago
        
        You need to stop jumping with that magic!
        
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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

Don't dip your biscuits into the apple cider!

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  9 years ago
  
  Don't leave your open apple cider to age for too long, least it will turn into hard cider.
  
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    9 years ago
    
    Thanks for the advice!
    
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      8 years ago
      
      No problem!
      
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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

Ya, mon. We be jammin with sha diamond booty.

*Bangs steel drums*

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  10 years ago
  
  Twerk that white girl booty!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    10 years ago
    
    You mean Cappuccino bootay!
    
    *Turns on espresso machine*
    
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      9 years ago
      
      TWERK THAT ESPRESSO BOOTY!
      
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      - Avant-Garde
        
        9 years ago
        
        "Barista! Tell me why my espresso is like so? I did not ever pay to be treated in such a way! I am of respectable higher socio-economic class. Didn't your master teach you any better?"
        
        *Hu Hu Hun*
        
        Somewhere, there is someone who likes the Fat Bastard Coffee Special.
        
        http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/surprised-gasp-l.png
        
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      - Avant-Garde
        
        9 years ago
        
        The only thing that is that dark, are the things that come out of my bum.
        
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    9 years ago
    
    Shake ya ass while the coffee gets pressed!
    
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Avant-Garde

10 years ago

What the fuck happened to my glorious comment?!

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  10 years ago
  
  Some BUTTSLUT erased it
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    10 years ago
    
    You can't deny it. I know it was you!
    
    *Inhales deeply*
    
    *Passes out*
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      10 years ago
      
      *revives you*
      DONT BE PASSIN OUT ON MY POST!
      
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      - Avant-Garde
        
        10 years ago
        
        I'm… Okay… I think… Yes… I will…. be fine.
        
        It was the smell of your ass diamonds and ass mine that overtook my NOSTRILS!!!!!!
        
        *Puts on gas mask*
        
        Ah! Yes. Yes, this hits the spot. Oxygen from world war 2. Yes, I love you too.
        I should be fine as long as my sexy gas mask is on my less than perfect face.
        
        You think I want to catch Diamondassiostis?
        
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        Yes
        
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gorillaphant

10 years ago

Of course you wouldn't feel bad. All that bling has blinded you to what is actually important.

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  8 years ago
  
  Been waiting for a year now bitch and you ain't replied yet
  
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    8 years ago
    
    Holy fuckballs. Get over your trollness.
    
    Are you happy now?
    
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      8 years ago
      
      Still haven't told me what's important!
      
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  Which is?
  
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Holzman_67

10 years ago

The world is mine don't you even think about coming in here and demanding respect you are nothing more than reptilian to me the way you move makes me think of the bismarck on its last voyage I can't think of a bug I'd prefer to squash over you diamonds aint shit if you aint legit

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  10 years ago
  
  EXCUSE ME BUT YOU NEED TO FUCKING REPLY TO ME! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
  
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  - robbieforgotpw
    
    10 years ago
    
    I had a mudslide in my pants
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  10 years ago
  
  That was a hard ass rhyme! I can get my man in the studio to make a beat and we can make millions BITCH!
  
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RoseIsabella

10 years ago

You're lucky they didn't steal them!

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  10 years ago
  
  ID BEAT HER ASS IF SHE TRIED!
  
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    10 years ago
    
    Good for you! Stay alert, cause thieves can be sneaky.
    
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      10 years ago
      
      Thanks for the advice I just might let you touch my diamonds for FIVE minutes.
      
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        10 years ago
        
        Hahaha ... thanks, that's very thoughtful of you.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        Damn right! Make it rain on DEEZ BITCHES!
        
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gummy_jr

10 years ago

Zookornyum?

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  10 years ago
  
  IT MEANS FAKE DIAMONDS BITCH!
  
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  - semenandgarspunkel
    
    10 years ago
    
    you mean pubic zircronium
    
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      10 years ago
      
      I hope you're happy you BITCH because this will be the ONLY time you will EVER get thumbs up on your SHITTY comments! TROLL!
      
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    10 years ago
    
    Listen, don't attack me because I questioned your shitty spelling. It's not my fault you're a bitch that can't spell. So please, calm down.
    
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Hamartia

10 years ago

Spades don't have your heart?

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  10 years ago
  
  NO AND NEITHER DO YOU!
  
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Secgret23

10 years ago

lol....what?

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  10 years ago
  
  READ IT AGAIN!
  
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handsignals

10 years ago

Wow...that's deep

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  10 years ago
  
  Deep like anal fisting!
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    10 years ago
    
    You mean, anal extracting!
    
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    - penisdump
      
      10 years ago
      
      After extraction, the diamonds are sent to the refinery where they are crushed. Water is added to form a crude paste. The paste is then molded into the desired shapes and left to set in a kiln. Once set, the molds are broken to reveal the diamond structures, cast and shaped for their purposes. Some are shaped like porpoises, some as anal beads.
      After a quality control inspection, some diamonds are shipped off to the laboratory while others are sent to auction. If the poop content of the diamonds is found to be less than 0.002% they are certified for sale. Most of the diamonds will be shipped around the world for various uses such as load bearing structures, shiny impractical footwear and anal dildos.
      
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        10 years ago
        
        Isn't life just bootiful?
        
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        10 years ago
        
        Isn't it though?
        
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      9 years ago
      
      ANAL FISTING
      
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        9 years ago
        
        There are so many "ing" actions that can go along with "anal". Why draws you to fisting, so much?
        
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        8 years ago
        
        ¿Que? ¿Avant-Garde, what the hell are you talking about?
        
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TheCynicalDouche

10 years ago

Let me take a long shot in the "dark" here and say: You are black. Well done, you further made your people look stupid.

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- Agirlsbestfriend.
  
  10 years ago
  
  It's true, blacks are stupid.
  
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    10 years ago
    
    And you're a racist trashy whore.
    
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      10 years ago
      
      You wish you could be like me.
      
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        10 years ago
        
        Anyone who wants to be like you is an idiot.
        
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  I'm white
  
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Agirlsbestfriend.

10 years ago

Get some REAL DIAMONDS!! Not zoorkornims they are fake as your tits!!

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  10 years ago
  
  BITCH GET OFF MY POST!
  
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    10 years ago
    
    ThIS is MY POST, find your own post SLUTTY DIAMOND WHORE
    
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      10 years ago
      
      Make an anonymous comment then you ugly butch lesbian whore!
      
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        10 years ago
        
        Keep talking to yourself then you love it diamond slutts!!! Woooo!~~!!!
        
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        10 years ago
        
        If all prostates were paid in diamonds for their services, they would be very rich in deed.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        I rest my case
        
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semenandgarspunkel

10 years ago

diamondsgirl? or whatever you fucking name is

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  10 years ago
  
  WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE! You would know BITCH!
  
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    10 years ago
    
    oh hi, my other personality.
    
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      10 years ago
      
      Yeah! YOURE a schizophrenic freak who is actually a 40 year old man who lives in his basement at home with his mom and can't get a girlfriend. I bet you sit around ALL day masturbating to pictures of farm animals because you love beastiality and you are a sick HOMO PEDO! That's why you can't get a girlfriend you FILTHY SCAT!
      
      You probably have so much animal porn in your computer it would cause you to get arrested and you'll go to prison and get FUCKED UP THE ASS EVERYDAY! Go back into your hole you disgusting fishy cunt burger and get drunk and pass out and fall down some stairs. FUCKFACED CUNT FAGGOT FILTH HOMO WHORE!
      
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        10 years ago
        
        You're talking to your dad.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        That's the best comeback you have? Pathetic...
        
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Avant-Garde

8 years ago

Get into the studio and write a thumping rap song about your love of diamonds. You could be the next Iggy or Nicki. Or, you could just end up being you!

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Fear not, jazz fixes everything. Both you and your friend will come to your senses when you hear the luscious vibrations of jazz.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Any hand that tried to fist your anis would bled to death. The same fate would entail any other part. Your ass is only dildo-safe.

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She insulted my diamonds so i left her at the club