Shit your pants as an adult
I'm in a skills building class for the manufacturing industry run by a local college...
Be me, 25 year old bro
In my class a middle aged woman who is not so good on computers is taking a test for a certification related to manufacturing...
I help her with the exam and how to use the computers
She took a liking to me and wanted to buy me lunch for helping her. I tell her no at first then give in (she was very persistent) she mentioned jerk chicken. Agree to get it. Eat it, it was very good. Stomach feels fine all day,next morning comes.
Wake up consume big bowl of shredded and huge cup of coffee. Look at the time go to leave to catch the city bus.
I live on the outskirts of my city so the bus stop is like 10 minuets from my house. Begin to walk stomach starts to gurgle. Oh Shit!!(No pun intended) continue walking while squeezing my schphincter scissors tight. Keep going hoping to make the bus or I'll be late plus siting will keep the chocolate explosion of jerk ass cream in my bum bum.
Take 10 steps, "oh no" stream of Niagara falls size shit squirts out mi asshole.
Stop in tracks... Damn
Walk back home walk in door clean up and try to forget I just shit my pants at 25...