Shitting in closets

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Right, so I know this can't be normal. Or maybe more people do it then I think You decide. I just like telling funny stories. I promise this is 100% true. Once upon a time...
I was in 7th grade. I had gnarly kidney stones, so my doctor gave me some top notch muscle relaxers . The only problem is he prescribed me more than I should have taken. Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt, next thing I know I wake up in my moms closet about to pinch a loaf off on her clothes. I went and kindly deposited my clothing stainer in the toilet and went back to bed. Wake up the next night and BOOM I pissed in our towel closet. I haven't done it since, and thank god cause I don't know how people would react if they walk in and I'm dropping a steamer on the frat house pool table.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I think your doctor gave you rufies.

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  • meowpower
    11 years ago

    Your words to describe the whole situation.. omg I'm dieing buahaha

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Shit happens when you're high.

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