Should a non-virgin wear white for her baptism?

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I am 16 and recieving my sacrement of baptism soon and i am not a virgin and want to know if i should wear the traditional white,poofy dress,bonnet,tights and mary jane shoes.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago | pl

    Nope you have to wear black and a strap on dildo so everyone knows.

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    • disthing
      9 years ago

      I lol'd.

      Felt like since OP was being open about her slutty behaviour in the face of the Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, I should also be honest about lolling.

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      • anti-hero
        9 years ago

        I like the image (assuming it is the dunking baptism I am familiar with and not the sprinkling kind) of her being dunked back and the dong floating on top of the water.

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        • disthing
          9 years ago

          Ha.

          The dildo standing proud of the water like the deformed fin of a shark, as OP is rendered soaking wet...
          The church-goers humming the Jaws theme in unison.

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          • anti-hero
            9 years ago

            I read shark and thought jaws theme then you said jaws theme hahaha

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  • howlsilver
    9 years ago

    Of course because its traditional. You think you are tainted?

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Can one even be baptized if one has sinned by having sex outside of marriage? I thought the whole point was to show your purity. The church is no place for you, a sullied girl.

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    • peecock
      9 years ago

      fuck off you old nutjob

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        God hates sinners, right? And a slut is a sinner, right? So god hates her no matter what color dress she wears, right? So why even be baptized, right? Solves her problem and saves her from a horrible life as one of the brainwashed masses, right?
        Thank you so much for your constructive input, though.

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    What else would they wear? RED?

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Wear red, the colour of putanas and passion. Or, if you want to be more subtle, you could wear white and accessorise it with a red rose.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    You may be trying to trick your family and church into believing your pure but god knows the truth (if you believe in that sort of thing).

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    The traditional outfit sounds fine but ditch the Mary Jane shoes and wear a pair of high-heeled "Fuck Me" pumps.

    http://kobilevidesign.blogspot.com/2010/09/xxx.html

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    • CoraCook
      9 years ago

      WHAT?!?! You're kidding me! Are those are dick shoes??? hahahahaha

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago

        Sort of a dick penetrating a vagina heel kinda thing going on there.

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        • CoraCook
          9 years ago

          Ow, I thought those were just some weird balls :(

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Those are hella ugly.

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago

        I'll give you $5 if you wear a pair to church.

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Hell no!

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          • VirgilManly
            9 years ago

            $5.25 ?

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            • RoseIsabella
              9 years ago

              Nope, you can't afford my price to wear those ugly shoes to church.

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    This is how born again virgins are made.

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