Should america control canada?

Is it normal to think America should have canadas territory?
I mean they dont do anything with it, its such a huge continent but they have the population of an American city.
And even a single American city can have more influence on the world than all of canada.

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Based on 179 votes (34 yes)
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  • Unimportant

    If you are trolling - it's not funny.
    If you are serious - *facepalm*

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    • TerryVie

      i absolutely agree with your interpretation!
      I guess that makes it a *double facepalm*. One wouldn't be sufficient, anyway...

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      • Unimportant

        You know what's scary? 16% still think this is "normal".

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        • TerryVie

          i think they are just worried about starving trolls. It's like, they don't take this serious and just give a bullshit answer to mess up the stats.
          At least i seriously hope this and try not to think about the alternative.

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  • "And even a single American city can have more influence on the world than all of canada"

    Yes but we want a good influence, not a retarded one.

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    • bigtoy

      LMFAO

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    • a retarded one? excuse me America has done more for the world than canada has for a single country, America has probably done more for canada than canada for canada!

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      • Legion

        Something tells me you dont even live here, youre just a troll from another country, making everyone from america look like redneck idiots.

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      • Huh? Even Americans think America sucks. And what would they do anyway? How would they change Canada for the better? Canada has a better health care system, lower crime rates and less pollution.

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  • jondoerandom

    "Continent"? haha, omg. First of all "America" is not a country. I think you meant the United States. Knowing geography helps on your quest of the world domination. And no, you guys fail in so my issues that I wouldn't suggest "con-trolling" anybody before you can sort your own shit.

    Love from Canada :)

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  • Squambly+

    Huh. No. No. No. America is pretty shitty on its own why ruin such a good country like Canada.

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    • whats so good about canada? a huge country with a tiny population, they would be much better off under American control, i dont get why so many are voting no anyway.
      America is the worlds greatest world empire, we invented most of modern things, while canada is a big frozen place with the population of a small village.
      we should have conquered canada a long time ago
      learn facts ignorant little canadian.

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      • Aliifreak

        Are you fucking stupid? Canada is one of the most preserved country, we fournish your fucking oxygen so don't you dare talk shit about us. Oh and it's not every province that have small populations. I'm from Montreal in Quebec and I can tell you, we're as urbanized as you are. Except there's less rednecks.

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        • hahaha! are you kidding me?? of course canada is a very clean place because it has BARELY ANY PEOPLE!!!
          dont you dare talk shit about you?
          in America we have a thing called free speech dumbass
          and we invented the internet so we can talk shit anytime!
          what are you canadians anyway? you are still a british colony and in quebec they think they are french, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
          haha i looked up canada it says your royal anthem is god save the queen haha as if the queen cares about canada, the uk is a shithole as it is she has problems of her own moron.

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          • Legion

            Uhh, dumbass, Canada is their own country, its more to honor their heritage. Same thing for Australia. Also, many of the people in quebec and Montreal come from france, or had ancestors that came from france. granted, there are some in quebec who think theyre better then the rest of the world ( come to think of it you're just as ignorant as them.)

            Btw, do you live in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, Alabama, living on gov't welfare? I like america, and live here, but are things
            I would like to change, especially in the government in economy.

            wow, we need to have a news channel that makes it so simple, ignorant rednecks can know whats happening in america today. America is sick, and we need to make it better!

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          • Aliifreak

            You just proved my comment about rednecks. ;) Oh, we really are mostly french here. If you actually took the time to look up Canada's history, you'd know that the French are the ones who colonized it first, except the British eventually took over most of it, excluding Quebec. Anyways, enough about that. So what if there's barely any people? It's perfect as it is, there's already enough people on this planet without having to destroy even more nature.

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      • babyblues

        Are you fucking retarded? Can you even begin to understand how fucked up the Amercian governement is? Granted, Canada's government is faaaaaar from perfect but we are much better off than the USA.
        And at least Canadians don't have the stereotype of fat, uneducated, gun toting, walmart shopping blundering idiots.

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      • pplesuxdogsrule

        No, canada is a wonderfull country. America should take a few pages out of their book.

        I hate to burst your bubble but, america sucks we are one before venezula in wealth. And almost dead last in education and technology. The worlds greatest falling empire maybe.

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      • MRmr

        Canada shits on America in almost every way, to think for even a second that such a shitty country should even have the right to control such a great one is a huge insult and makes you look like the biggest retard America has spawned yet.

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    • why dont u come to America and say that to our face you chickenshit canadian?
      canada is a empty shithole, the only reason tourists even consider going there is because the polarbears outnumber the canadians.

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      • Legion

        polar bears are only in the far north, near Greenland.

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      • 800imawesome

        Daaaammmnnn dude. You REALLY are a b1tch, arent you? Your only argument is that Canada has a small population and and that its cold. Im American, but seriously? I have a good feeling that we wont be taking over a country that preserves aver 100 different endangered animals, and is more peacefull than this place thats called America.

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      • MRmr

        I cant tell if your serious...you must have some brutal form of retardation if you actually believe America beats Canada at being a better country.

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  • ZommBeee

    I say they can only do it if they terminate Justin Bebier....
    Just kidding. Canada is fine as it is.
    But please... I'm Serious about the Bebier thing?

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  • dappled

    Yes, all countries should be run by the countries to the south of them. Rinse and repeat until penguins rule the world.

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    • DannyKanes

      Aww, man. That means we'd be the first to fall to the new Penguin empire :(

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      • dappled

        :O You make that sound like a bad thing! I personally can't wait to be ruled by penguin overlords.

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        • DannyKanes

          I wonder what it would be like under penguin rule. Would the emperor penguin be merciful? Or would he be evil and demand one person from every family, be sacrificed in his name? :/

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          • dappled

            :O I can't believe you could ever think of penguins as evil. They're black and white at the same time. They're the perfect antidote to racism. :D

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            • DannyKanes

              Hark! The lord Penguin has summoned us! He demands that part of our brain be removed and replaced with that of part penguin! :O

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          • theaverageatheist

            never trust some one in a suit...

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        • Reminds me of when I played Runescape :)
          There is a quest called "Cold war" which is about Penguins trying to take over the world :)

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          • dappled

            I played Runescape too. Met many nice Swedes, and Danes, and Norwegians. :D

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            • Sadly they started destroying the game in 2007 I believe it was, I still played for a few years with a friend but sadly it wasn't the same as before :(

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      • iEatZombies_

        They would make you the Royal Aussie.

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        • DannyKanes

          I'd lead the resistance :D

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World

    No, I think Canada is a great place and I wouldn't want America to mess it all up.

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  • timster

    i believe america shouldnt because america will transform canada into mc donalds wonderland

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  • America is bigger, that must mean America should have all the other places it wants...Because it's bigger.

    ^^^Sarcasm.
    I find this quite typical.

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    • iEatZombies_

      lol, I hate when people say crap like that!
      Hit the nail on the head, ItDuz.

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    • oh shut up itduz, you are a womanhater we all know it, in America we have gender equality.
      i dont know where your from but your not welcome here!

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      • I don't hate women, sorry to burst your little bubble you seem to be stuck in. I expect women to be help to the same standard as men, be expected to do the same as men, not have more protection than men, etc. I talk about equality, the negative sides. Simple minded fools like yourself are my reasons for stating what I do. This "we"? The "we" that has said you're a moron, that "we"? Speak for yourself, only yourself because you have a hard enough time as it is speaking for yourself.

        No, I don't hate women, if I did then the most people I have been friends with wouldn't be women, my favorite user on this site wouldn't be a woman, and so on...But wait, they all are.

        In America? So does Britain, so does Canada, and more, what is your point?

        I can guess you're American, but do you really think America would want someone that can't even use acceptional grammar? it's "you're", not "your". Quite frankly, I am happy I am not welcome in the area you are, I could of turned out like a moron, such as yourself.

        Get your facts right, get educated, don't try to challenge someone when you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and don't be too hard on yourself on the whole lacking in common sense thing.

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        • spazatikal

          I say if girls women can hit men, men should be able to hit them back.
          Hehe.
          Btw, I live in America, but I'd much rather be in Canada.

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        • you seem to evade the point you woman hating fucker!
          America is 100 times better then canada in any way we both know this just cut the crap moron
          woman are weaker then men so they have to do less, why are you so hostile against Americans and females in general? do you hate your mother?
          simple minded? says you? 'oh woman are racist against men, white men are in a bad spot' go fuck yourself you talk too much bullshit
          i can guess you ARENT American! because you arent very smart!
          in America we have something called EDUCATION somthing you never had!
          you call me a moron because you have no points? hahah
          challenge someone? you arent even someone as such a racist person
          your wrong, in America we say your
          maybe your from canada and your mixing with french dumbass

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          • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

            Dumbshit...

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          • Where did I say that it wasn't better? Just because something is better doesn't mean it deserves to have control over something less than it. Hey, you're a moron, does that mean I deserve full control over you?
            I haven't evaded anything, I have answered all the parts you mention.
            Women are "weaker". So you're saying that the majority of jobs today are hard labour? "Hey, women are weaker, that means something even if they're working in IT!". Makes no sense, moron.
            Yes, you're very simple minded. Why are you asking me if I said it? You didn't need that questionmark in there.
            Women aren't racist towards men, they can be sexist towards them.
            Ha! You are telling me to get educated? You can't even use proper grammar, yet you are trying to attack my intelligence? If I have had no education, that just shows how smart I am compared to you since you had education and can't use proper grammar, and I didn't (in your mind) in which I learned all of this by myself.
            You do realize that before the revolution, we had education? The education system in Britain was alive before the education system in America, dumbass.

            I have no points? My replies are nothing but counter points, but suprise me, what point have I not successfully countered and how?

            Ok, your last part is just unbelievebly moronic. Can you make sense with that last part? Your last part is stating that racists are something to strive to be due to it holding intelligence.

            Moron. When people stereotype the Americans and morons that think they are smart, they think about people like you.

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            • what is your problem??
              are you so angry that your not american that you come here to call names?? fucking 12 year old
              your the one who is racist against women not me
              if canadas so great why are there so few ppl?
              i never said you werent educated i said get educated that can mean you should go back to school and get educated more
              i can tell your not american because you have no basic understanding of anything
              education in britain sucked, america revolutionized everything why do you think all the best universities are in america
              you should watch your tone anyway if you speak to more americans like that soon we will vote a invasion of britain their armys probably still using pitchforks like china and russia
              you think your so clever and smart but in the end you are a angry little womanhater
              keep calling me moron maybe ill get offended, but until then you can go cry in the corner.
              god bless the united states of america!
              fuck the rest.

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        • iEatZombies_

          LOL, I like that last part.

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        • iEatZombies_

          Aw, I didn't know I was your favorite user. =P
          lol, I kid. =]

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  • Faceless

    FUCK NO!

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  • dejaentendu!

    Canada is one of the best places to live as far as I know. Nobody even hates them, they're just so .... plain.
    And The US is pretty much the most hated country because they can't keep their noses in their own business. That of course, is an observation (the most hated part. we all know the US meddles)

    How about not ruining another country?

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    • nobody hates them because nobody even knows they exist you fucker
      America isnt the hatest country in the world.
      of course some communist countries like russia china korea vietnam going to dislike somethings like our military superiority but they love everything else about us
      you should ask the people how they like us not the government!

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      • dejaentendu!

        Oh this is coming from a civilian who has lived in 8 counties and talked to other civilians.
        Oh, and hatest?
        Really wouldn't want you in Canada.
        OH NO.

        Haha I say oh a lot.

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    • bigtoy

      ^this

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  • Justsomejerk

    Pucks > bullets every time.

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  • anti-hero

    When did Canada become a continent?

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    • iEatZombies_

      When OP took over the world.

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  • theaverageatheist

    USA is a seperate coutry to Canada...
    America is a continent, if you plan on making an American country, with a new flag, a new goverment, new currency ( I suggest calling it an Amero :P) ok seem wright, europe is going that way
    but Canada can't become part of the US that would be a terrible Idea US would fuck the place up and it would require some kind of american ivasion

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    • we call the US America, dumb canadian
      fuck up the place? USA is way better off IN ANY WAY!
      canada doesnt even have a military, you are like the biggest yet most unimportant country in the world
      unlike America which has the biggest most powerful military, which influences any country in the world.
      look at europe, they need our protection so they listen to whatever we say.

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      • Darkoil

        China has the largest military force.

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        • TerryVie

          yep, and a superior economy over the US.

          I think China should take control of Canada. And the USA.

          After all, they have better economy and a larger military, so by OP logic China should rule the world.

          And, for the record, i believe Russia is still in the running...The oligarchic system created there may prove superior to both the american and chinese politic systems.

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        • china? hahaha you think communists are stronger?
          they still fight with pitchforks you retard!
          china is a very agressive country it was a ally of germany in ww2 and it attacked japan our ally!
          but with our superor military and the help of australia we fought them off.
          though australia also has a very tiny population so they did like 1% of the fighting

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          • 800imawesome

            Wow, you're retarted. First of all, Japan isnt an ally of ours, and second, China DOES have the biggest army. That, and our economy/government is currently a piece of crap.

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          • Darkoil

            If Japan was an ally of America why did you drop two nukes on their cities? Just face it, you are a waste of space. You call me a retard but it would seem that your IQ is probably really low on a count of you having problems with basic grammar and spelling. While we are on the subject let's make some more assumptions shall we, you are probably single and most definatly a virgin because why would any girl give you the time of day let alone shag you. You probably fail a lot in school as your knowledge of history and English are both really poor. Seen as your parents are probably really ashamed of you why don't you give everyone a break and kill yourself, your never going to achieve anything of any value so it probably would be the smartest task you could ever accomplish. Better yet you should kill your parents first as this would be justice for creating such a pointless human being, although they know it and I bet they secretely curse the day your dad didn't leave you as a stain on the bed sheets.

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        • theaverageatheist

          good point...

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      • theaverageatheist

        sheesh... man take a cill-pill sorry if I offended you. (fucked up was kinda strong)
        firstly I am not canadian I am not shure how you picked that up. Protection to europe WTF are you talking about???? who cares about militalry strenth?? so you whant people to attack canada?? you thinck it's about who is tha strongest like little kids in a snowball fight??? hahaha no.
        did you stop to thinck that canadians wouldn't like to be Americans?? no they feel canadian. I'm Italian, I feel Italian even thow if germany or frace controlled us we would probably be better of (I mean our goverment sucks, and our politicians are idiots) but I don't whant to be french, I don't what my Italy to become France ( no offence to the french here, france is cool)
        un like you i admit my country isn't more powerfull or rich than the others. If some kind of union where to occure I would like it to become something like the United states of Europe (USE that sounds better) and Italy still be Italy,and france still be france but a state.

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        • theaverageatheist

          also Incase you have not yet noticed everybody agrees with me :P
          so fuck you

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      • pplesuxdogsrule

        Best millitary in the world that's why the arabs have been fuckin us up for almost 10 years. Open your eyes. Because canada has no millitary they have more money to spend on important things like health insurance, wildlife, and cannibis ofourse. I want to move to canada. Did any of you guys kno that even though canada has a lot of guns and wild life there is only about 3 deaths from gun shots a year. As to oppose americas 40,000 plus

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      • dickwashington

        you know i think the world would be a better place if no one had a military fuck that shit hard!!! but Canada also has a pretty good system of health care so no the us should not have control of Canada the only way i say they should take control is if the U.S. can beat Canada in a best two out of three hockey match!!!!

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        • theaverageatheist

          I will be cheering for Canada :L
          good luck

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  • littlepanda

    Really? Why should this happen? Canada is an independent country and there is absolutely no need for you to come fuck the shit with us. I hope that's a joke, because if not, it is one of the stupidest suggestions I have ever heard.

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  • Loh

    You guys all sound like little babies ''my country is better because it's bigger'' ''no mine is'' xD!! but seriously usa is fine the way it is it dosen't need canada like it's gonna change anything. And i think if usa ever controlls canada alot of canadian population will just change countrys as far away as possible from the usa lol...

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  • 1776

    EVERYBODY HATES THE UNITED STATES. CAUSE THE UNITED STATES HATES EVERYBODY.

    Why dont you just shut your fucking dirty shit mouth and go eat a burger or something. Motherfuck*ng idiot son of an US bitch.

    Stupid DUMBASS, first Canada is not a continent. Second, the US asked for the help of our military forces cause they needed us.. We are a so good country, that we said yes. After that, im sorry to inform you that we are not living in the snow. This is just up north. So before you look further like a fuckn IDIOT (actually i dont know if you can more than that) you should just let others live and stop hating everybody... But I know that thats all your able to do in the US, hating other countries, so at least, try to learn for yourself that peace and love is stronger than hate and war.

    Ive never heard such idiotic stupidities.

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  • ccjigsaw

    America has such a high populations because they are uneducated and they don't know how to use birth control appearantly. That's the toll you pay for mindlessly fucking like rabbits. Don't judge Canada because we know how to conserve our land and not cover every inch of it with pavement. Normally, as a Canadian, I am very polite, but you stepped on my pride.
    ~A Canadian

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    • MissyLeyneous

      *Is educated and uses "the pill"

      EXCUSE ME? We're not ALL mindless fuck bunnies down here, Terrance. Go play fart games with Phillip and be a good little Canadian.

      PS/ I like Canadians. You're just an asshole.

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  • Darkoil

    Is canada a continent? Fuck off back to school you poor, stupid retard.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    I laughed out loud, then I realized that this could actually be a serious question. Following that realization I smashed my forehead against my desk several times, typed this, and now i'm moving on to something that makes a little more sense.

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  • SMALLS

    the USA is too different from canada, i think we would have a hard time getting along...plus we would have to change the flag, which would make a huge demand on chinese flag makers who sell to walmart

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  • KeddersPrincess

    *sigh* Another person trying to start conflicts on IIN. Don't you have anything better to do?

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  • izakthegoomba

    Why the fuck do you think the United States should be any bigger or more influential than it already is? Can't you see what a horrible example of a country the USA is? Do you really need it spelling out?

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  • an-easy-lover

    Lol this question reminded me of this post on tumblr :

    US Government: So we heard you needed our help?

    Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.

    US Government: No, we really think you need our help.

    Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!

    US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!

    Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.

    US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!

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    • nobleserpent

      I'm not sure whether this was supposed to be humorous or an example of good logic, but either way I Liked it.

      Hat's off to you my good sir.

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    • theaverageatheist

      true story.

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  • nobleserpent

    This may be Unpopular but just ask yourselfs this question-

    "Does the Op not make any sense, or am I just not keeping up with the conversation?"

    Because just because we don't understand Steven Hawking doesn't make him Naive or a Troll, right?

    In the same way I think the Op is making an excellent point but we're just too naive to see it.

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  • smartpatrol11

    It amazes me tha America thinks the rest of the world is so inferior yet they want to own it all. Typical fukn stupid americans

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    • MissyLeyneous

      Don't generalize, it's not nice. There are some of us Americans who are actually trying to take our country back.

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  • sega31098

    It is, indirectly under Stephen Harper.

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  • Clambones

    I don't want America to control Canada. My meds would cost way too much then.

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  • belbel000

    lol, why should USA control Canada? USA may be a strong country but that doesn't mean it should control every country it wants to. Canada's awesome, so let it be.

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  • an-easy-lover

    whoa the comments whoa

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  • Serena87

    Haha. Don't let Americans ruin another country. Next thing they'd have killed all Canadians under 'friendly fire'

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  • Imsupernormal

    YEAH! FUCK CANADA!!!

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  • weishuaiilike

    The United States can rule Canada, why China cannot rule XZ and XJ? othervise , They have been Chinese territories since ancient times, you can learn about the history of ancient china..

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  • nAt2017

    Obvious troll is obvious.

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  • oliveyou

    I like Canada the way it it tyvm. It may not have as many people as America but I consider that a good thing

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  • bubblehunter^^

    are you stupid??

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  • MissyLeyneous

    PS/ This post isn't far from the truth.

    Look up the word "unero", with the word "dollar".

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  • MissyLeyneous

    HELL FUCKING NO.

    I need my government to COLLAPSE... not get bigger!!

    "Why?", you ask? Here's a start, do a youtube search for America: Freedom to Fascism (full version).

    That's just ONE reason.

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