Should i touch myself while listening to the spongebob outro song?

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I have a crush on the SpongeBob closing theme song/credits yeah I know it is weird that is what this site is for and I am also serious. I'm also bored and got no one to talk to about it, and surprisingly I haven't, um... done this yet, so... Should I?

Why would you do that you wierdo 5
Yes! 7
ur a obvious troll bcos people who are attracted to non-human non-living things dont exist 4
Ew no go watch porn like a REGULAR person 2
No. 6
... I will never look at that song the same way again (sorry I can't help it) 4
Yes and make sure you let the song finish while doing it.. 7
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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    Yeah, you'd probably enjoy it.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    you should try the sanford & son theme song first

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Too antisocial and weird even for my standards.

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    Aren't you asexual? What would be the purpose of doing it if you didn't get off on it?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      I am only asexual towards all humans. However I am attracted to things such as tornadoes, and liminal spaces, and this song of course. The only time I ever got crushes on people, they were always fictional.

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      • ospry
        1 year ago

        So like...inanimate sexual. I don't get it but you know what--if you feel you and the Spongebob outro have a good connection, go for it. You don't think masturbating first thing is rushing it though? You don't wanna start slow and work your way up to that?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          1 year ago

          Yeah that's why I haven't done it yet.. However it's always on my recommended already like it's waiting for me xD I wish I had some way to get one of those sex toys that synchs to a song, but I have no way to get one, so this is the best I can do so far.
          Oh yeah! Another thing that's like a sign - my mum got me some new shorts and a shirt and the design on them looks almost identical to the credits! I was like "omg no way!" When I saw them :D

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          • ospry
            1 year ago

            Sounds like you've thought about this. I won't lie, this is one of the odder sexual attractions I've heard of, but harmless enough

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              1 year ago

              Btw these are the shorts (the shirt didn't arrive yet)
              https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mtyUGD4hPBnFZ7ZChyH2y0u_LNLULKJF/view?usp=sharing
              https://drive.google.com/file/d/16n4mNkcjJlWLugL6RGmkCviZGCImYRTx/view?usp=sharing
              Don't they look just like it? :D
              And yeah I mean I just really love it a lot like I'm in love with it <3

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