Sniff a pretty girls seat cushion?

You're not necessarily a pervert...but you are fucking weird!

Seriously though, that's not really normal and I hope no one ever SEES you do that. For your own sake.

"most of them stink too!"

Well no shit. What do you think ass smells like? Roses? And has it ever crossed your mind that a thousand other people have sat in that chair too? You could be smelling the ass of anyone.

Future serial killer

do pretty girls get poopstains?

DUDE, I DO THE SAME SHIT! But I go a bit further, I take a glass jar and try to "trap the sweet air". I also take a peice of clear tape and try to get some kind of mark or residue. I know I am odd, but I have about 32 bottles of air already! I wish their was a place in the world for people like us man...

I tried sniffing a toilet seat once it was a waste of time

i was with a girl the other day who is a very sexy girl and she is a secretary by day job and she pole dances on the week ends, i asked her if this was normal and she said to me that their has been times she sat at her desk at work for hours on end and she could tell that her seat was stinky and that it was normal.so that says it all for me. i asked her if she would have a problem with me sniffing her chair and she said no she wouldnt as long as no one else seen. so i took her up on that request and you know it wasnt as bad as i thought. it kind of smelled like a mix between perfume,stale pee,and butt,when i done it she just laughed and said its just part of life.then i took her on a date.

NO you are not a "pervert". Just because you like to smell something? We all get off in different ways. It sounds like you are particularly attracted to smells, and for some reason our culture often finds that weird. Why? It's okay to stare at a girl's butt, but to smell where they were sitting is not okay? Whatever. Smell on, my friend. But I agree-- of course do it privately because others may not understand.

that's hot.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

I don't think its TOO weird, I'm sure there's some other people out there that do itl

I kinda want to kick your ass for reading this lol

Sniffing the seat where a girl has just been sitting is harmless and pleasurable to the sniffer, so what is wrong with it?
There is nothing perverted about it. It is done by the sniffer simply because he, or sometimes she, likes to see what the girl's bottom and knickers smell like. Males, both animals and humans, are fascinated by female genital and arse smells and vice versa. Ask a bloke to sniff dirty knickers or a smelly seat and he may make a show of recoiling in disgust but he will immediately take another sniff.
The strongest smells are probably from still warm chair cushions where a mini-skirted girl has been sitting.
Take the cushion and use it as a pillow in bed that night, if possible.
Nothing wrong with seat sniffing.

Well that is really perverted .. And kind of weird but if you like it no reason to stop lol. How do people not see you sniffing the seat of a chair ??

I was ready to call you a perv until I saw "most of them stink too!" at that moment I could only burst into laughter.

hahahahahha. Okay so on an animal level I can understand it. Girls excrete pheromones (guys too). We get excited and attracted to certain people because of them. But hey sniffing seats is the actions of someone desperate and in this society just isn't acceptable. Sorry Lol stop doing it.

That sounds like something u could get in trouble for.z

i dont know about the rest of you but i think thats weird, why do you do that anyway?

I would love to be a young girls underwear so I could smell her bottom all day.

Creepy!

Your story reminds me of my own one. Once I farted on seat cushion and make my little brother sniff it lol. Don't you want to smell girls fart too?

'Unique', truly

Ok this is weird and perverted.

Let me explain myself. A lot of people mainly men, use smelling to get in touch with their animals instincts (For sexual reasons) Some people even bite and scratch to get intouch with these instincts. This is normal fact of life.

But sniffing 250 seats of random girls...

What the hell is wrong with you? I let my bf sniff me because he's my bf. I'm not going tolerate some stranger inhaling my pheromones. I am creeped out by you. If anyone caught you sniffing a seat they would kick you in the head.

My advice is get some damn self control. So you get an urge, don't act on it. Everyone (men and women) has little perverted urges but they show SELF CONTROL. Get a girlfriend and enjoy all of her scents.

"most of them stink too!" haha its the enthusiasm that makes it so damn funny oh man you definitely wont get any girls doin creepy sh*t like that

I don't think this is wierd at all. I have heard this referenced many times by all sorts of people even church going men have made comments about this sort of thing.

lol.....get caught on purpose next time and see the girls reaction. then tell us the outcome & what you think is normal or perverted??

LOL. at the movies a man came over to me and asked if he could smell my seat. its one thing to just do it .. but to ask? just dont start lettin the girls know hahahahaha

Haha thats great! No I think you just like pussy a lot. You remind me of me and friends.
Thanks for being honest.

Tell you what, I'll sell you the undergarments that I used for the whole day. We both will profit.

I am sick of hearing about "pervs" and weirdos when discussing female smells and knicker sniffing. Is a stamp collector weird just because he/she is in the minority? What about those who like river fishing when it bores the pants off others?
Just because someone thinks that a habit or liking is not what everyone does, does that make it a perversion? I think not. I wish those who call others perverts would lay off and visit other sites. Why do they go for those sites that "offend" them anyway? I suspect they secretly like the subject but get some strange pleasure in pretending they don't.

It's a bit like those blokes who call others "wankers" as if they are a cut above and never indulge. They want everyone to think that they do not need to wank as they can get sex from any girl whenever they wish. A likely story. In reality, they feel inferior so boast how wonderful they are in the hope that the rest of us will fall for that hype. Sorry, guys, it won't work.

lmao! wow, this one made me LOL indeed! :))

If you have a girlfriend, just ask her to sit on your face during sex. Beats sniffing seat cushions rofl

what if they farted?!ewwwww lol

I would put my penis were the heart shaped spot is lol!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!

No it's not normal, and yes your a pervert. Infact, the literal definition of pervert is stimulation or attraction to somethin completely and utterly lewd or strange even to a majority of society...or somethin like that.

Anyways, can't change what ya are so ya might as well own it. Find a dominatrix to sit on your face so you won't have to smell seat anymore or somethin...

mee too like that smell...

NO you are a perv or something. I'm not gonna say desperate because its not that bad

what if the girl stood up to go to the restroom...
i mean probably she left some dangerous odors...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW this is so messed up

Not cool bro, at all
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So come on, lick her cushion, do not just stand there!

Wow...your fucked up kid

slightly very perverted yeh...

i aint no serial killer, i just love the smell of a beautiful girls. i like to sniff the seat cushion after they have been sitting there for 2 or 3 hours.

Umm...eww :/

As long as ur not sexually asaulting anyone because of it it's fine

I agree...smell on my friend! :)

NO ur a fucking dog..

I smell where people shit! ..... Perv

I would let a boy sniff my butt when I was younger I was 13 he was 11 i don’t ever wash my butt in the shower because it always gets stinky and sweaty I only wipe it with toilet paper but when it comes to cleaning it I never do, ever since I was a little girl and now I still don’t. My butt always stinks but never like poop it always smells like sweaty stinky ass sometimes I like it I touch my butt or my butthole and sniff my finger and it stinks but it makes me horny sometimes I let that boy sniff my butt he always talked about girl’s butts and how nice they look he said he always wanted to smell a girl’s booty and put his dick in her bootyhole I let him that day I took my panties down and he sniffed it and I spread my buttcheeks and he looked at my butthole and sniffed it and then he put his dick in my booty and it felt good

I don't like to sniff seat. I love to put my nose on the anus of a beautiful girl and will love to sniff whole day.

Not only is it normal , but it's HIGHLY recommended.

I have sniffed many a seats after a pretty girl has gotten up. The best I have ever sniffed was at a nice little breakfast dinner. I sat there and watched a girl eat a whole bowl of oatmeal. That alone turned me on so much. When she was done eating she immediately got up and went to the bathroom. I saw my window of opportunity and went for the sniff. I still remember that to this day

I've licked where some girls sat. Does that make me a perv?? No not at all. We are animals it's normal . We see girl we wanna fuck

I'm just curious, why only pretty girls? :)

Giggity

Hello Quagmire.

um..........................what?

Don't let the rude comments get you down. I'm a female. Bisexual and I have a thing for facesitting and farts. I love it. I am glad you have the courage to do what you do. I wish I could do it. But I am too scared of getting caught! Hehe

Seems normal to me. Girls emit pheromones.

lol as funny as this story is ill bet EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS FORUM has atleast one sexual desire that they do not feel 100% comfortable with

You're a pervert.

The behavior itself (experiencing the world through smells) is normal for a mammal.
As a human, we may be drawn to smells, but since most humans are embarrassed or afraid of their animal natures, we tend not to perform such actions when other people can see. It will be seen as aberrant.

If you can control yourself and keep the behavior hidden from other people, the behavior's a harmless kink. If you get caught, many people will think you're nuts. Some will understand, even if they think it's a bit weird.

And some will be turned on.

I'd say what you're doing is pretty harmless however i'm not sure everyone would see it in the same light! My advice: keep sniffing but make sure you know escape routes at all times :)

when I first read this I thought you were wierd but then I realised that everyone is wierd. Yours is just interesting. Keep on doing if as long as you don't get caught!

I think some of you may be missing the point.
The reason someone sniffs the seat where a girl has been sitting is because they will like the smell and are unable to sniff the girl herself. In many cases it is satifying the desire to sniff the girl's smell which is usually pleasant or fascinating.
Strangely enough, if a seat sniffer is given a smelly cushion to sniff and a pad of perfume to compare it with, the answere is that generally the perfime smells better but the smelly cushion is preferred. The perfume is just a smell but the cushion smells of a girl.

creepy and perverted

It is somewhat normal

That shits fucked!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i love you ;)

use to sniff those wooden school desks in school all the time. nothing like a nice warm wooden seat! the longer they sit the better!love the smell of womens ass!

Reminded me of the film 'Kiss the Girls', made me laugh that you lie in wait for them to leave though :/

Oh I remember this they showed it on the news said a man has gone mad tuning around in circles with his arms up & hiding in trash cans then sniffed girls asses as they walked & seats u know there us camars right? Lol

what are you talking about!! this is perfectly normal sniffing ass!

Ing ask a girl to crap on ur face. That beats cushion snuffin

you are not hurting any one thats ok enjoy

meh idk

weird though

Stick with bicycle seats.

haha sounds random..but not extremely unnormal :)

Bewmbox, I'd buy those undergarments! Heehee! :)

Sounds rather perverted, if you ask me. Kinda like the guy that enjoys sniffing a girl's panties. Probably not so normal.

it sounds like you need to get laid

Thats sick and weird you don't think you need help

Dude that's just perverted is it a habit cause you gotta stop perv

sounds pretty perverted.

Um, yeah. Nasty and weird! You Freak.

I know that is normal: I like to smell used douchebags from the trash; or, I`ll smell my friend`s sister`s panties.

1.what are you a dog 2.i know a dane for you its when a girl lays on a table grabs your head with her feet and shoves your face in her ass and third what after anal sex you smell your dick