So, i'm sitting on the beach drinking whiskey

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Minding my own business, Watching the stars, enjoying the quiet. And this dude walks up. He was probably pushing thirty and he was BUTTASSNAKED. We talked for a while. He had a bottle of whiskey as well. Then he tells me that he has a rubber under the purple bandanna in his head. This dude literally laid back with his chub in the air and that's when I took off. Just thought I share this with y'all as it is probably the oddest thing to happen to me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    I don't think it's a normal occurrence at all, especially if the beach you were at was not a nude beach. I think that the guy was trying to proposition you when he said he had a condom. I think you were smart to leave.

    If this particular thing had happened to me I probably would have called the cops on the guy as soon as I got away from the guy, and safely back in my car.

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  • Tato
    4 years ago

    Butt ass naked, purple bandanna and a rubber. From the description seems it was the Sphincter Ripper. You're lucky to still be alive.

    So far, from gathered research, this killer has no specific trigger or victim type. Not a lot known about his upbringing, but from the dominating, hedonistic nature of his brutal anal attacks there's a big chance he was exposed to some forms of physical and sexual abuse as a child.

    According to research, he's been active for about 10 years. In the cases regarding said killer there're no common place or type for his victims. Demonstrating a method of an opportunistic killer. But the MO is the same.
    It is believed he operates on a whim, with no pre-selection of his victims who range from elderly to young school boys.
    He never cleans the crime scene. Maybe distancing himself from the violent act just committed? And he always leaves a bloody condom on site. What's strange though, is that the condoms are never infected with a DNA other than the victim's. Perhaps he does meddle with the corpses of his victims to avoid capture after all.

    He's been a pain in the ass for local and national law forces for sometime now, and I really hope someone can unplug this bastard from society.

    All we can do as citizens is clench hard and be aware of our surroundings.

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