So i pooped my pants at work the other day...

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The other night I was mopping the floor in an uninhabited place at work and I felt a fart coming on. I mean it was gonna be a big time fart too. I could tell. So I put down the mop and braced myself against the sink and kind of bent over a little bit to enhance the effect of it. Then I forced it out as hard as I could. The problem was that all I'd had to eat before work were an apple fritter and glaized raised doughnut, and those have a certain effect on my digestive system. A diarrhea effect. So when I forced the thing out liquid shit exploded into my pants and around my butt cheeks. I went into the bathroom and cleaned myself up. It wasn't too too bad at least since I hadn't hardly eaten anything except for diarrhea food. Is it normal that doughnuts cause this kind of problem with me? It's always been this way and I don't understand why.

PS it really was a massive and satisfying fart though. Just as I suspected it would be.

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  • NakedStevesJigglyBits
    8 years ago

    You should try some sugar-free gummy bears.

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      Those reviews are great.

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      • NakedStevesJigglyBits
        8 years ago

        I'll be giving them out on Halloween.

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  • Darktown
    8 years ago

    Its the fat, grease and oils. Like if you eat a whole bag of buttery oily popcorn its gonna come out all slimy gooey and nasty on the other end. And something about not eating enough food tends to cause havoc in terms of gases in the digestive tract. It disrupts the orderly flow of things so food is goibg through too quickly i think since the body needs more nutrients. Yeah thats s bad combo. I know those wet slimy farts, theyre pretty bad. Underwear is destroyed.

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  • imacomputer
    8 years ago

    I am a taxi driver and I had a passenger last month that I could tell shit his pants because some other car almost hit us while I was crossing a busy intersection. Luckily he was getting out 2 minutes after. It stunk!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Why do people say things that don't make the least bit of sense.

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  • Bonefrost
    8 years ago

    Damn dude,It happens.

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  • 7114garrett
    8 years ago

    Ted nugent, is that you?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    You NASTY

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I'll bet you go around wistfully pooping your pants all the time so you just stow it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    hahahahahaha

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      That comment just doesn't seem very helpful to me.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        I'm sorry I'm laughing with you. I just really enjoyed your description. I wouldn't worry about it as long as no one saw you or smelled it.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          How could you laugh at something like this? By god this is serious business!

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          • [Old Memory]
            8 years ago

            Honestly I laugh because it had happened to me.

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