So you hate homosexuals?

You cannot be straight and desire sex with a member of the same gender by default. By ignoring your gay impulses, you are refusing to allow homosexuals to shove it in your ass. Straggots need to shut up when homosexuals are talking, because it ain't all about them. And yes, I have admitted that I'm straight and have learned to accept that I might get somebody pregnant by accident if I'm not careful, so I choose to lubricate myself and spread'em when a homosexual says that I owe them a favor. Why can't y'all learn to do the same? Cause y'all straggots have hairy assholes and don't want to learn to shave!