Somebody walks up to you who speaks gibberish fluently. your responce?

quack like a cow 18
call 911 3
refer to them as mario 11
Other (Add a comment) 20
grant them the gift of knowledge. 7
compliment them on thier gibberish accent 21
panick and eventually splode 4
dial 911 3
i don't know, like, a bunch. 11
surrender 2
purchase half thier soul 6
wake up from your dream 8
give them the baby wipes they clearly were asking for 15
take a picture of thier feat. 3
call 911, then give the phone to them 12
yes 39
loudly tell them you don't speak, as you have no voice. 13
decide a rock. 6
what the hell is a chifferobe? 8
convert to cannibalism. 14
summon the unicorn 34
wake up from your nightmare 6
i lost the game 12
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Comments ( 40 )
  • How was this accepted?

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    • i was wondering the same thing. hell, i have no idea.

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  • Faceless

    I'd Say, "Thats the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. Lets us be chums."

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  • detroitlove81

    "dad... i'm busy..."

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  • ThroughRock

    This poll isn't really a poll. I have no idea what option to choose, hardly any of them are even applicable to the situation so to choose them doesn't contribute to the overall verdict, so there's absolutely no way to choose a verdict at the end of it because none of it means anything. You tried to be creative but failed, sorry.

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    • wow your a serious guy. besides, i'm not expecting to be looked upon in any which way, so why don't you just laugh rather than critique?

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    You mean they speak fangirl?

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    • charli.m

      bwahahaha! Brilliant! +1

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      • 1000yrVampireKing

        Really?

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        • charli.m

          Yup. For once, I'm not shitting you. I genuinely snorted with laughter on the tram :)

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  • I speak gibberish. If they said: Hookshpa gookshpamader tushtikcal

    I would say, no yours is, since they called my mather a whore.

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  • tofi

    i would ask for their wallet and valuables

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  • joybird

    I nod and smile every time!
    There's a girl I meet who talks like a washing machine when she's drunk.

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  • peejays312

    This is what you should do, for instance:

    Gibberish speaker: "papapoososp balata blanasherr amamnne astoosi pararata mara un you ghui haaa"

    You: "si si...amanjshu amannop ana hu la maajikukaaa see areeja ambolita???"

    Gibberish speaker: :S

    Troll failure.

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  • buntaboss25k

    what the fuck? it's so fucking hot in america right now! my balls are sticky.

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    • Flea50

      I agree.

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  • bubber

    Unicorns always know what to do.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I love whoever created this poll. But there are just so many choices.. I will need at least 10min to look over and consider them all.

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  • i would be like "wtf is going on!"

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  • Juicedrink

    lol. this is funny

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  • howaminotmyself

    I give them a cigarette.

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  • tsktsktsk

    I couldn't pick they're all so funny! Bravo, man!

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  • johnho

    Quack like a cow and meow like a duck

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Summon the unicorn. Weird question weird answer.

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  • RebuiltByHumans

    To get to the other side!

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Talk back in klingon. jiH 'oH ghoS Daq HoH SoH

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  • megadriver

    How did you come up with this? And the responses? Pure genius! I laughed my ass off!!!

    This one is a killer "Purchase half their soul"

    BAWAHHAHAHA!!! I don't think I've laughed so hard this year! :D

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  • handsomeshooter

    Teach them to spell RESPONSE!

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  • Walk away. I live in Atlanta, homeless people tossing word salads at me is a regular occurrence.

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  • Francophile22

    They're obviously suffering from Hebephrenia (tendency to make up words and use them exclusively in conversations).

    I'd call the funny farm.

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  • DarthLupine666

    Phng'lui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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  • mtg710

    Salve, puella sum, et stilos amo. Semper sola sum, quod esurio et esse ianuam occupata possum. Libri taedent me. Valde librum emere volo. Valde librum emere nolo. Pones reprehendunt, feminae et viri? Non scio...

    Die dulci fruimini! :)

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  • MahBoi24

    God damnit, you made me lose the game!!!

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  • IINtobeaninjasquirrel?

    Everyone knows the defenition of gibberish is words spoken backwards... Dont they?

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  • AmINormal101

    hahaha! How do you even "quack like a cow"? this is hilarious..

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  • crazzychris

    El gato no es grande

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  • dinz

    jwndw ds iwhduh3edhuehw duw euhwueh3hh duhduheu dwdhewudu3 dhweui dw

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  • VikingWolf

    Ask them if they feel okay. It could be a symptom of a stroke.

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  • kittenlittle

    smile and walk away

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  • hellboy333

    i like this poll

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