Someone knocks when masturbating

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What would you do when your sibling or your room-mate knocks on your bedroom door and you're pleasuring yourself ?
What would you say to him/her ?

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Roommate : give me a few minutes!

    Brother : give me a few minutes!

    Sister : boy things! Just wait a minute!

    Sister if you live in Alabama : wanna make it a party for two?

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    • CDmale4fem
      4 years ago

      Family from Alabama in conversation with someone from Florida. Florida person says:
      "Hey, in Alabama if your mom and dad get divorced, are they still brother and sister ? "

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Yes that are lol. Florida man is hilarious as well.

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    • bleedingdiarhea
      4 years ago

      Lol. I would bet if I could see your ip address it would show alabama as its state of origin.

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        I'm not from Alabama, but I have family who is. And don't get the wrong idea from that lol

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        • bleedingdiarhea
          4 years ago

          So how many sisters you got in alabama? I'd bet you visit em pretty often, dontcha?

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          • SmokeEverything
            4 years ago

            I miss the days when 50% of the posts on here were about sex with family members and pets

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            • Retsama
              4 years ago

              SmokeEverything What do you smoke ? ;)

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            • Doesnormalmatter
              4 years ago

              Alabama's population is declining.

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          • Doesnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Lol no. 4 female cousins and the oldest is 8 yesrs old. I am not pedophile! My sister is 17 and hot as fuck so If I was into incest(hypothetically!!!) That's where I would start. She's gullible as hell to lol.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago

              That's funny because I'm not from Alabama. I'm from Switzerland, a country in Europe ...

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