Sometimes i don't wipe my butt when i know it needs a good wiping

Sometimes I just know it's a sloppy mess down there but don't want to bother pulling my pants down and potentially having to take a shower if it's too bad. I'm just too lazy. IIN?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I once recall giving oral to someone and something smelled like shit. I took a look further down and noticed the shit caked in their ass. Needless to say, I grabbed my stuff and left.

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    • raisinbran

      You had no other clues up to that point the person might be a filthy pig?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        She kept her house clean and always looked clean. She tried to blame it on digestive issues, got defensive and hateful about it. There are ways to solve that issue and that person couldn't be bothered to.

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    • kelili

      That's terrible. I always shower before anything sexual.

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      • Yeah it's a reasonable expectation for someone to be clean when engaging. I personally take 2 showers a day and do everything in my power to time my bathroom visits accordingly. Some people are just gross.

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  • drat

    “don’t want to bother pulling my pants down” - to wipe ?? So you just shit in your pants or??

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  • RoseIsabella

    Why are you so lazy? Doesn't it itch like crazy? Don't people think you stink?

    You should probably take a shower, buy some baby wipes and get back under the bridge.

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    • Doxiedog

      Hey it seems I trolling you lately (wink) no it just happens you and I are commenting on the same things...anyways I think it depends on the person. I would think a person would wipe until clean and wash the backside in the shower just to feel confident about oneself. I know that from time to time I have to visit the washroom to take another wipe at things just because it can itch, but I don't smell anything - not that anyone has said anything, but my wife would be sure to tell me if I did stink!

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  • raisinbran

    Just let it dry and scratch off the flakes at night when you're sleeping.

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  • CozmoWank

    Wash your ass.

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  • TerriAngel

    You're nasty.

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  • andithoughtiwasweird

    get a bidet spray attachment for your toilet

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  • rosepetal22

    This is almost certainly a dietary issue. Stop eating shit.

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  • megadriver

    Guess you skipped that lesson, where parents teach you how to use a toilet and how to wipe... I don't think a grown man should shit himself. Unless you are into some kinky shit (literally), but then that makes you even more fucked up.

    Be a normal human and wipe your damn ass! Shit is nasty and spreads disease.

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  • lordofopinions

    A clean ass is a must for oral sex. Any sex for that matter.

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  • DrFeelGoood

    ?? like, a sloppy mess of sweat and stuff or do you rip wet ones? either way, wash your ass bro.

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  • SwickDinging

    Stop shitting your pants.

    Or don't, I don't know you so I don't really care if you smell like shit.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Showering is much more work.

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