Sometimes i'll shit in the urinal

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Okay, I know that people will probably think I am a complete douchebag for doing this, and even as an adult, I still do this sometimes. It's not random or anything though. Essentially, if something pisses me off at a store or something, and I'm able to stealthily crap in the urinal without people noticing, I'll do it.

If not, I'll just intentionally piss all over the floor by the urinal. Like just kinda spray some piss on the floor. Like there was once that the clerk gave me the wrong change at the grocery store. I was absolutely fuming and just fucking pissed off as hell, and then I went into the bathroom.

It just so happened that it was a one person bathroom, and there was a urinal in it along with the commode. So, since I had to take a crap anyways, I just said to myself, fuck this place I'm shitting in the urinal. I realize that people will probably think I'm a complete asshole for doing this, but I don't care. Honestly, doing this just makes me feel alive, and I love it. Like an act of revenge for random shit like getting the wrong change or whatever.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    the asshole who short changed you aint the one who hasta clean that shit

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    vandalism at its shittiest

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Can you do it without pissing yourself?

    I wouldn't be able to shit without peeing at the same time, which is usually fine because you're over a toilet. Hovering over a urinal and shitting would make me piss down myself.

    I am female though. Maybe men can separate the two actions better?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I usually kind of bend over the urinal, but I'll keep my dick out in case I accidentally piss. And just kind of spray it in front of me. Because who gives a fuck if I'm pissing on the floor? I'm already shitting in the urinal.

      Then, I'll take some paper towels and wipe any piss off my shoes if I had to step in the puddle. That way no one figures out that it was me that shit in the urinal and pissed on the floor.

      Also, it's usually the urinal. But it's not always the urinal. I've also shit in trash cans and sinks, if they are low enough. There was this once that a clerk shortchanged me like 50 cents.

      And wasn't believing me. It was a one stall bathroom. There was no urinal, and I just thought to myself..... why does it have to be a urinal?

      Then, I noticed that the sink was quite low...….. and just took a massive crap right in the sink. Left the toilet paper right in the sink with it. That was nearly 10 years ago now, but it served those fuckers right!

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        5 years ago

        Thats pretty funny

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      • SwickDinging
        5 years ago

        I'm not sure why I didn't get this notification but thanks for your reply, it's one of my favourites on this website.

        Just be careful when you're making your escape that you don't slip in your piss and end it all too soon. Stay safe OP.

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  • libertybell
    5 years ago

    They did this on South Park. Also, you're a piece of 💩.

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    • mauzi
      5 years ago

      right this dude needs to get more original jokes. "South park did it!"

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    You have no right to be angry at them or to get revenge because you deserved everything you got from them.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I have every right to be angry! What kind of asshole would shortchange me like that! If that's what the store is all about, fucking over a great guy like myself who didn't do anything wrong to them or to anyone, then they deserve a mess in the bathroom! Fuckers

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    I walked into a walmart bathroom when I was a kid and witnessed a grown man shitting in the urinal. It actually scared me because I was a little kid. I tried not to look at him and pissed in a toilet instead and left as quick as I could.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Someone who shits in urinals probably rapes kids too

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Idiot!

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Gross

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I bet this is one of the many incels here who post about being 20 something or even 30 something and have never had sex.

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