Sometimes i think about god as a lover

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I don't know ... I can't figure it out .. I might be doing a very sinful thing but there have been some times when I started thinking about God as if I was in love with him ( like in a sexual way). I imagine kissing him .. I mean I don't know what the hell I'm doing .. I try to stop myself but sometimes I feel overwhelmed especially on days when I am feeling happy about something God did for me.

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  • Enizzle
    13 years ago

    I'll bet old man God is dynamite in the sack.

    "Take this, and eat of it, for it is my Holy Lightening Staff of Vagina Sundering! The power of Christ compels you, bitch!"

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  • Karategurl
    13 years ago

    In my mind, God has always been an old guy with a long white beard. So no... in my opinion, not normal.

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  • Sunshine.51
    14 years ago

    That's awesome.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    God is a fake fairy that was made up by people to gain power and money and create "order" or what I like to call relative oppression. There's no proof. When god was invented people still thought the world was flat

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  • s3214081
    14 years ago

    id love to know what your 'god' looks like..

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  • rex
    11 years ago

    really??? i don't know...i have no belief in god or any supernatural power.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    kind of disturbing and a little hot at the same time

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  • luicyyou
    13 years ago

    Lol yea thats funny you get happy on day he does something good for you lol what about on a bad day do you think he's mad at you ?

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  • faisoly
    14 years ago

    How your GOD Locks Like ? DOnt Say He is JESUS ? U R Fucking Christian ?

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  • DenverWagner
    12 years ago

    I can barely wait for the porn.

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  • soft789
    13 years ago

    Its an own thing, but its good, the right way, I think.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    hahaha!... HAHAH!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That's so cool! You're lucky your imagination came up with something like that. Loving God is not an easy task.

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  • ThinkPad
    14 years ago

    Sounds like you need to get laid. And not by your imaginary friend, either.

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  • ComboBreaker
    14 years ago

    Dont worrie about it. It's perfectly normal for people to have sexual fantasies about people and characters.

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  • schumacher
    14 years ago

    God doesn't exist so it's kinda like wanting to fuck your imaginary friend. besides, what do you think he looks like? maybe he's fat.

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  • sineadtwiggy
    14 years ago

    haha! im not a religious person so i suppose it hasn't occurred to me in that way, but i often fantasize about having sex with/ kissing different men, ranging form johnny depp to my boyfriends friend xD

    very normal, just dont let it go too far, and enjoy ;)

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