Stalker-cat

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Hey. As I was walking home from work I noticed a little stalker behind me. It was an orange, average size cat. It came closer and closer until I almost stepped on it. As I entered my house I saw it moving away. I was sitting in my room and I heard scratching, and just outside my window I saw it again. I fed it and went back to working. Now there's 4 cats outside, and none of them seem to go away. I read that it means they want you as an owner, but I'm allergic as heck. What do I do? Will they eventually stop? Please!

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Steve-2

8 years ago

These are not cats, they're actually secret drones sent to Earth by an alien entity in order to gain information on the human species and its weaknesses. Be very careful. Lock all of your doors, close all of your curtains and put on a tinfoil hat. That should protect you from the drones' mind bending technology.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  8 years ago
  
  ...but they're so darn cute!
  
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  - Steve-2
    
    8 years ago
    
    You've fallen right into their trap.
    
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- 53739
  
  8 years ago
  
  I want one.
  
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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Feline hobos!

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  Sitrep: Cats currently walking around with their hole-y fisherman hats, military dogtags and a shopping kart.. Hobos indeed
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    That sounds awesome!
    
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BlackyHancock

8 years ago

I have had that happen. They just turn up and demand to be fed. The moment you feed them they hang around because they know they're onto a good thing. One cat did that and stayed 16 years.

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- kittycatrelle
  
  8 years ago
  
  that's deep
  
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  - BlackyHancock
    
    8 years ago
    
    yeah... she outlasted all my human relationships!
    
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snarkygirl

8 years ago

I love alien kitties

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  Don't we all?
  
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Mytwin295

8 years ago

you can give them to meeeeee

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  Come and get them!
  
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  - Mytwin295
    
    8 years ago
    
    Where be?
    
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fugazi

8 years ago

The cats have chosen their next king

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm their C3P0 and they are my ewoks!
  
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Ellenna

8 years ago

Simple: don't feed them and they'll go elsewhere

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  Alright, thanks. Good thing I threw out some bread like five seconds ago then.. sh*t.. No more food now.
  
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  - Ellenna
    
    8 years ago
    
    Bread for cats???? They must be very hungry to be eating bread
    
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    - kittycatrelle
      
      8 years ago
      
      They need snap benefits
      
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      - Ellenna
        
        8 years ago
        
        ????
        
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xfg13

8 years ago

Stab it in the butthole with a knife. It won't be back anytime soon.

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- bobthesnob
  
  8 years ago
  
  Already tried that. Didn't work
  
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  - kittycatrelle
    
    8 years ago
    
    Daaaaaam
    
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