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I want to put my stationary bike on the roadside, don my pro cycling gear including helmet, and sit there pedaling my ass off going nowhere fast, while cars pass by and think 'wtf is that idiot doing???'
IIN?
It's some real-life trollin' because I'm serious about this.
I even thought, hey why not do it right downtown on Main St? Bicycles aren't allowed on the sidewalk but I'm going to read every letter of the law to see if it specifically includes (or excludes) stationary bikes as well and figure out how I can be within the law. Then I can troll motorists, pedestrians AND the cops!! Go ahead, pig, give me a ticket!! FOR WHAT?? Just don't tase me, bro!!
Video record yourself doing this then post to Youtube, I bet it will go viral.
i've seen people take their stationary bike toward the top of a mountain and set it up on the side of the road, cycling as they look at the great view.
Maybe you can go on vacation and set up a giant hot tub into the middle of the Sahara?
Bring your treadmill to a track meet?
Stair-climber at the base of a lighthouse?
Maybe you can find a cruise ship with a swimming pool, swim laps for the whole voyage and tell everyone you swam across the ocean?
I just don't see the funny side. And I'm trying very hard to understand why it should be funny but I really can't
do that in the middle of the road so you can at least piss people off. Otherwise even if you do get a high five or a yea bro, you still look like a fucking retard.
Ashton kutcher is about to punk you RIGHT NOW