Stop bullying me for having a tiny penis

On my 30th birthday, I'm going to chop off my left hand and eat it.

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Based on 9 votes (3 yes)
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  • bigbudchonger

    Tiny cock, tiny cock, you've got a tiny cock!

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    • 🤭

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  • Orphan

    I'm guessing you showed your dick off to a lot of people enough for you to get tried of bullying.
    Hey man, keep it in your pants

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    • White wine or red wine?

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Wtf

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  • RoseIsabella

    Hitler had only one testicle, and he was not only poorly endowed, but also had a penile deformity which caused him to dribble when he urinated. Hitler was also inbred.

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    • Grunewald

      Wow... that's a lot. Source?

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      • RoseIsabella

        It's all over the internet, his parents were cousins. I saw it on a documentary about Hitler's health problems on YouTube. It was also suggested that Hitler may have been bipolar, but I tend to believe that he had BPD.

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        • Grunewald

          Yeah - I know BPD is often mistaken for bipolar.

          Thanks for the info on Hitler being inbred. A documentary I watched made an extensive case that he was a cocaine addict - moreso than many other people at that time, when people did coke more often.

          I just hear so many sad/embarrassing things being revealed about Hitler that I'm tempted to be skeptical as to whether all of them are true.

          Bipolar (or BPD), crack addict, inbred, only had one testicle, never finished high school, had his application to art school rejected twice, went to prison...

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  • Jayprenude

    How small is your penis

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  • ospry

    A hand has gotta be one of the most difficult body parts to eat. Take off a leg and dig into that meaty calf muscle

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    • I heard the palms are tasty.

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      • ospry

        Knees weak, palms are tasty, there's vomit on his pasties already, mom's spaghetti

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        • That's...cool.

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          • ospry

            thank

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            • No.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Any particular reason?

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    • LloydAsher

      Maybe they are trans.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Or maybe they're a troll? I have a hard time believing that someone who's about to hit 30 is going to chop off his hand and eat it due to having a small penis. XD

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        • LloydAsher

          Idk in my opinion body dysphoria and gender dysphoria should be treated the same.

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        • I'm not going to do it because I have a small penis.🤔

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          • SkullsNRoses

            Why not? Why won’t you answer my question, huh? What do you have to hide?

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            • BleedingPain

              Theyre hiding a really tiny penis behind their smaller penis

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            • Jumping to conclusions because I didn't answer your question? That's pretty weird. Being interrogative certainly won't get you an answer.

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          • Tommythecaty

            You’re a small penis? How do you type posts?

            Incredible.

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      • I'm not trans.

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