Suddenly, you can hear everyone's thoughts...

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and you're shocked by what they think about you. What would they (not you) be thinking?

What a pervert! 11
Shut up already, all you ever do is blab about yourself. 9
What a kind and caring person, I like them. 3
What's for dinner? 2
Wow, I am such a loser and they are so awsome! 2
Wow, what a f%@kin loser. 16
This person is SO damn fine, I could look for eons. 7
I feel dumb when I hear them talk, they're so intelligent. 8
Gosh, this person is stuck up, they never talk. 9
Why won't they make eye contact with me? 8
This is probably one of the most friendly people I know. 7
What a f%@kin bi@tch! 5
They will be an easy lay tonight! No need for roofies. >8} 0
Let's get high. 6
This person is the funniest person I've ever met. 8
This person's got swagger. ;) 5
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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    True story: sometimes when I'm in a crowd of people, I'll think aloud in my head, "STOP READING MY MIND." Then I look around to see if anyone's giving me a bewildered look, and then I'll fucking know their secret! It has yet to work properly though.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    They'd be thinking "o my this girl thinks she can read everyone's thoughts. she must be crazy"

    *evil grin*

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  • Aleks85
    11 years ago

    The closest one is Why won't they make eye contact with me. I'm actually very quiet and shy person, in person. The internet has been a good avenue for me to be myself.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    At my Community College?
    "I hate this place. But if I don't come here, my parents will make me get a job. I hate my parents."

    At church?
    "I hate this place. But I love my wife. Go figure."

    At work?
    "snofnogfneifnlenbfonldfnconcinlonfoinafne did i get my coffee this morning need to write more reports so busy kids dropped of at school write reports oh shit i forgot sainslnjdflasbfnh shit i forgot ksnafnabfinekl reports"

    At home with my husband?
    "mmm...pizza..."

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      Snofnogfneifnlenbfonldfnconcinlonfoinafne? How did you discover my full name?? You vile wench! Now my powers have been negated and I will be sent back to the seventh dimension! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS SOMEDAY! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

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  • myownopinions
    11 years ago

    I'd probably just think.

    "Huh, interesting!"

    Cause I bet everyone thinks differently at different times.

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago

    I'm afraid I couldn't say for sure.

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  • spyke8612
    11 years ago

    troll man

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  • TerryVie
    11 years ago

    that one was easy to choose...
    should that make me think about the way i am?....naaaaah....

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  • RinTin
    11 years ago

    Either what a kind and caring person or this person is stuck up, they never talk.

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    You're making "swagger" sound like a good thing.

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    • chicken471bologna
      11 years ago

      Its not good?

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      • IrishPotato
        11 years ago

        Nope.
        It's another word for retardism.

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    • superaspie
      11 years ago

      Yeah, fuck swagger.

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  • truercheese
    11 years ago

    Well everyone thinks differently. I've heard that people think I'm a bitch, so I almost chose that. But I've also heard, way too much actually, that people want to smoke with me. So I chose the option "Let's get high."
    I'm not even sure why so many people want to smoke with me, I don't even smoke like, every day or anything crazy. But I guess I am a stoner :o

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I have no idea, because everyone is bound to think differently.

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  • briannatheslytherin
    11 years ago

    I would be in the floor, laughing.

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