Super powers if you could have them what powers would you have?

a fun thing me and my friends do is think of obscure super powers like the power to make grass grow faster or change the shape of clouds or the ability to know things 5 seconds after they happen or the power to see other peoples imaginary friends that sort of thing so what would you have?

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  • howaminotmyself

    I have played this game many times. My favorite is the power to make someone orgasm with your mind.

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    • iin2want2know

      That would be so cool. I would hang out in a crowded place and look for someone who looks completely sexually frustrated and then I would unleash my power just so I can watch their reaction. Ahh..Good times for all :-D

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    • dappled

      I'm not an evil person but I can see myself doing evil with this power.

      And setting up a chain of "while you wait" dry cleaning shops with adjoining shower rooms.

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      • howaminotmyself

        Real evil is using this power during a public debate. Just imagine a politician squirming in delight as they talk about taxes. Or better yet, a conservative pastor getting overly passionate about teaching abstinence. And I can think of a few frigid educators that would have made school much more entertaining if this power existed.

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  • dappled

    Temporary mind control of flies and wasps so I could make them go out of the open window rather than fly near it sixteen times without ever considering that the real world is waiting for them, just two short buzzes in the direction they're already pointed in, and instead turn back to resume their fascination with me and how I live my life.

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    • RoyRogers

      LOL

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  • losted18

    I want all i can get

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  • TyLee

    Yeah teleportation sounds like the best choice. That way you could go anywhere in the world and money or traveling (which i hate) wouldn't be an issue. I would also like the ability to freeze time so I could take naps during the day. That would be awesome.

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  • RoyRogers

    I would make peoples heads explodes on command. Would have been useful in HS. Just look at them and boom. Really funny to think about. All the people would come running like "What happened"? They could not convict me since really what idiot is going to buy that story. This person here your honor, we believe they have super natural abilities. They were in front of a person and their head exploded. We believe they have the power to will this on command. I would never be bullied again and all the doctors wanting to harass me would no longer be able to. Its an unprovable crime. That kind of stuff only works in fantasy so oh well.

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  • Orthanc

    The power to have an eventful and happy life. When you think about it, no other super power can bring the same satisfaction.

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  • Hellspawn1408

    For sure power of persuasion or ability to control the blood in someones body and healing factor would be bad assed

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  • Teleportation like in ''Jumper''

    I want to be able to travel anywhere in the blink of an eye. No responsibilities. Just live.

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  • FocoUS

    I want super strength! Women only have 50% of the strength men have. It's not cool. Wonder Woman and She Hulk are awesome. I want to be strong!

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  • Tisgranum

    Shape shifter.

    That way I could look like whoever I want to. I could pick a body from the 1800 and be an unknown or I could pick a rich man's body and get some money for myself to throw around.

    It'd be really nice to have access to perfect health to though.

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  • Faceless

    Ummm... reaching into my pocket and pulling out the correct change for whatever im buying, be it a new barbecue a movie or an eight ball. Yeah!

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  • Mind control, you control pretty much what everyone does. You gain whatever you want. Of course you're not invinsible but I think it would be leet to have.

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